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Goo-Gimp 

the lack of a shower and cleaning up "down there" causes hairs from the 70's afro-bush to clump together, thus impeeding the movement of one's inner thighs. Therefore, causing a slight misdirection of balance which in turn creates a sort of limp
Check out the Goo-Gimp on Marie. She must have got some last night and is still smuggling the man chowder in her nappy dugout.
Goo-Gimp by I'm Crazysnaxx Bitch! October 14, 2004
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Get out the Gimp 

1. When you have your opponent on the ropes and you finally put them away for good. This final surge is known as "getting out the gimp". 2. When you are in competition, saying "get out the gimp" on a 3 count signify's to the opponent that they are in deep shit.
"Alright boys, we're up by 3. Now's the time to GET OUT THE GIMP!"

woolly gimp 

Social misfit incapable of meaningful interaction with other members of the same species. Mostly males with no physical skills, limited intellectual ability and lacking any tact or empathy.
Wesley lived in his mothers spare bedroom and had aluminum foil blocking the windows. He graduated from a small junior college but never had friends, a job and had not spoken to a female since grade school. Living off Mom's SS disability check, he hasn't bathed or shaved in months, his diet consists only of junk food and high sugar and caffeine drinks and being hairy and obese resembled a mammoth. Like a vampire he was pasty white and avoided contact with the sun. He was a classic Woolly Gimp.
woolly gimp by bullet88 June 11, 2009

Rural gimp 

A member of your local neighbourhood who behaves in a manner indicative of inbreeding. Behavioural indications of such a person are spooky staring, spontaneous clucking noises and the building of hillbilly-like structures in the street
Christ alive, look at that rural gimp his father surely shagged his sister.

The rural gimp took me from behind shouting 'sqeal like a piggy'
Rural gimp by Bourne Boy July 1, 2009
The foreskin of a turkey's penis.
A usual cajun turkey boil will contain ingredients such as turkey neck bones, T-gimps, and liver.....Delicious!
T-gimp by BrnOnThaBayou September 26, 2012

Absolute Gimp

Used by someone who listens to underground music against someone who has a poor taste in music, and is overly annoying on social media.
e.g. Dave - 'Did you see what he posted on facebook about loving Martin Garrix and not underground music'
Ross - 'Yeah what an absolute gimp mate'