When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.
I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.
by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023
Get the Christine's cum filled Cribbage mug.A filled Cockloon is a term used in urinal sex, and although rather recent is a hot topic amongst pee players.
the act goes as follows; when one is ready to pee, they take out their glorious manparts and use the foreskin as a knot, holding it tight so no leakage occurs, afterwards they begin to pee and the foreskin will swell up just like a water balloon.
its highly recommended to try the act out by oneself to learn about how much pee can be held in the Cockloon, and one should also be very careful of not ripping the foreskin to shreds, use your common sense!
what benefit does this have in comparison to its relative cousin, the golden shower?
first and foremost, the feeling when the Cockloon fills up is indescribable for the male, its a whole new sense!
second once its released it will be a giant cascading ball of glorious urinal goodness!
the act goes as follows; when one is ready to pee, they take out their glorious manparts and use the foreskin as a knot, holding it tight so no leakage occurs, afterwards they begin to pee and the foreskin will swell up just like a water balloon.
its highly recommended to try the act out by oneself to learn about how much pee can be held in the Cockloon, and one should also be very careful of not ripping the foreskin to shreds, use your common sense!
what benefit does this have in comparison to its relative cousin, the golden shower?
first and foremost, the feeling when the Cockloon fills up is indescribable for the male, its a whole new sense!
second once its released it will be a giant cascading ball of glorious urinal goodness!
A filled Cockloon is a true pleasure, both in the feeling and in the execution!
I had the biggest Cockloon ever yesterday man, releasing it was just the best!
me and my girlfriend tried Cocklooning last night, no complaints here!
Cocklooning is the next big water play thing dude, you gotta try it!
I had the biggest Cockloon ever yesterday man, releasing it was just the best!
me and my girlfriend tried Cocklooning last night, no complaints here!
Cocklooning is the next big water play thing dude, you gotta try it!
by kurohana October 26, 2018
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Guy: I have a better solution, I'll give you a dirty filling
Girl: Yes! Why didn't I think of that?!
(Pants hit the floor)
Guy: I have a better solution, I'll give you a dirty filling
Girl: Yes! Why didn't I think of that?!
(Pants hit the floor)
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