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fecal smear

A new type of sex act where one takes his cock after anal and smears a smily face on the recipients ass cheeks
Yo i gave nicole such a fecal smear last night, that girl needs to lay off the taco bell for awhile. There was such much shit i could have made a shit rainbow on her back
by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015
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Fecal Shock Syndrome

1. Acronym: FSS. At the beaches in Chicago on Lake Michigan, Fecal Shock Syndrome is the result of encountering multiple soiled diapers on the beach or in the water. Symptoms include disgust, repulsion, running to get away, and later a sense of general contamination and (possibly psychosomatic) itching and general discomfort. Many people of a certain socioeconomic group in Chicago feel this is perfectly OK: baby poops, remove diaper and toss it on the beach.

2. Any instance where you see feces and it clearly does not belong there.
1. I dove in off the rocks at Montrose beach and saw three diapers floating in the water. Fecal Shock Syndrome set in immediately. I went home ant took a 30 minute shower.

2. I had fecal shock syndrome after someone shit between the dumpsters in the alley behind my apartment.
by dickie bundle September 11, 2012
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Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.
I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.
by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017
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Fecality

An absolutely terrible television program.

e.g. shitcom, shitshow
The latest season of Survivor was a total Fecality show.
by Spermoff August 10, 2025
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Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.
I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.
by honkingdirtsnakes May 15, 2025
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Fecal Fucking

PayMoneyWubby coined the phrase. Another term for anal intercourse.
Use it well.
That girl threw it back and we had some great fecal fucking.
by SheMcNasty June 23, 2021
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Fecal colored critter

Any member of non white racial origin.
The hood was littered with fecal colored critters as i passed through riding the city bus.
by Sirsmokealots June 30, 2018
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