fatty johamagans

big ass joints or blunts. 10g's+. also called: jibba jabbas, L'ton johns, Lumpkins, Chunksta's, or Rippa Malones.

there spun up fat and usualy rolled in a coned out baseball bat shape. Blended with all kinds of bomb buds, hash, and coke.

"damn son you be smokin fatty johamagans."

"chea, that shit sent me to turtleville."

"yo im outa my turkey tits from that johamagan."

"i'm returtled."

by GramGrizzLe December 18, 2009

fatty job

-(n)the art of an overweight person giving oral sex by putting the male sex organ in their fat roles and massaging it as one would do when giving a hand job.

Michael ran out of lube so Mason used the grease from the leftover KFC to give him a fatty job.

by Mason Curran January 13, 2011

Fatty Machine

Reference to all form of Vending Machine and other chocolate-dispensing memorabilia used by fatties

I'm going to the fatty machine to buy some chocolate

by meloveyoulongtimeitstrue November 8, 2010

fatty talk

when you start describing food and what you want to do to it the moment you put your hands on it

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Example #1 "dude im so hungry i can't wait to eat lunch. im going to order a double patty, with large fries and skip the drink, but add onion rings. oh and add bacon and get ..."

Example #2 "OMG kenny you know what would be so good right now? If we go get some mexican food! like a burrito and a side order of fries .... "

by JayJackJackie March 11, 2013

burn a fatty

Slowly smoke a large marijuana cigarette. You might smoke a joint-- that can be done quickly. A fatty takes a long time to smoke.

After work we planned to drink G&T's and burn a fatty.

by OldDan-still livin' the 60s October 10, 2015

Fatty Bear

Fatty Bear is the main character in the terrifying game "Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise". Fatty is known for being annoying as feck and rumours have swirled that he is actually the little girl named'Kayla' on acid.

Fatty Bear? More like Bore Ragnarok

by RockabillyFlowerChild November 11, 2020

toy fatty

meet toy fatty our gamer boy he likes to play cod and kill night guard and rage when he dies

purple guy: haha toy Freddy you can't kill me

game: toy Freddy team lost

toy Freddy: shit I'ma kill you

Purple Guy:

toy fatty is something you say when he killed you

by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020