A particular type of Evan that has an abnormal amount of GEED like tendencies. Most love the movie titanic and eating sticks of butter.
by ChaneyMeister November 15, 2022
Me: Evan Peters is the shit.
by yaknowimthebaddest January 06, 2012
A tall coconut haired male that suck long black cock and takes it in his tight hairy asshole and loves getting drench in hot white cum
by cocklover4375893460737547052 December 03, 2015
when someone is so immensly greasy and or smelly and gets mad easily, that you want to kick them in the shin and stab them to death with your nipples
by peopelpoop November 19, 2011
I brought along my sister to the hangout but then Evan Li asked for her number. She is 12 years old.
by johnjohnjohnandjohn August 28, 2023
Probably the coolest goon there is. You wanna be his friend so bad, but are too scared to talk to him. He is funny af and will steal yo girl.
“Yo, who’s that over there? He looks chill af.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”
by evandagoon April 04, 2020