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AutoReply Envy

The feeling of discontent or covetousness upon receiving an individual's "Out of Office AutoReply" indicating that she is away from the office, and will be for some time.
I developed a serious case of AutoReply Envy today after I emailed Amy only to receive her Out of Office AutoReply indicating she was out for the entire week and was therefore excused from our corporate retreat.
by Tupelo44 March 4, 2010
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dumpster-envy

When you suspect your dumpster is more popular than you.
My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.
by Steed Dropout August 27, 2012
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Gender Envy

when someone who is trans is envious of a cis person and how they look
john frusciante, josh klinghoffer, and dave navarro give me such gender envy
by quixoticelixer June 30, 2022
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vagina envy

when a man or woman watches girl on girl porn and wants to join in, leaving him/her jealous.
these pornstars are so hot, id love to bang both of them. I have such vagina envy for the blonde one especially.
by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011
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Cullen envy

Men who appear to have an intense hatred of anything Cullen--the Cullen family, Twilight, Stephanie Meyer, or even just sexy pale men. In actuality, they really are just insanely jealous of the Cullens and are trying to distract you from the truth by hating on them.
"I bought the Edward Cullen Barbie doll, but my husband ganked it out from under my arm while I was sleeping and burned it in our chiminea. I think he has Cullen envy."
by Fallie the Pally March 13, 2010
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Lense Envy

Similar to Penis Envy, this is common around photographers who have bigger lense attachments then another photographer.
Boy1: I was taking pictures around london with my SLR when i walked past the paparazzi. Their Lenses were MASSIVE!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!
by PaulCR February 19, 2009
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Parrot Envy

When a teenager cannot contain their envy at a parrot's sense of style and goes way overboard with a mowhawk!
Dude, that guys got Parrot Envy!
by Sum gurl wiv nuffin 2 do January 16, 2011
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