by ConeheadZombie April 29, 2023
Get the emotion lockingmug. The extra "v" at the end of a line of clearly copy+pasted emotes that lazy people don't bother to remove.
by Joltaine May 15, 2004
Get the emote seammug. Your emotional algorithm, is a subconscious selection process that is choosing the wrong the person for you. You overlook the red flags because are so familiar that they feel like home. Possibly the same red flags as one of your parents.
Me sobbing during a break up - Gawd! I can't believe I ended up with another prick who treats me like garbage! My emotional algorithm must be broken. What is wrong with me?
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023
Get the emotional algorithmmug. Is the act of, (the ego), feeding off ones own misery at the expense of degrading and belittling others.
Don't take Mike's hateful words personally, he is consumed by emotional cannibalism. - It's best to walk away from that friendship for a while if he continues to treat you so poorly.
by BirdonFyer66 February 18, 2022
Get the emotional cannibalismmug. When an adult fails to develop proper emotional maturity. Usually secondary to being spoiled or helicopter parenting. People with the condition often live at home well into their 30s and often use the phrase “let me check with my mom” whenever faced with making adult decisions.
The 30 year old with emotional autism in room one won’t let us stitch him up till his mom gets here.
by Capt. Rowdy August 10, 2019
Get the Emotional Autismmug. Emotional Arson: verb: creating or catalyzing a personal and/or public situation to get a specific emotional reaction from a targeted audience that creates a chain reaction does not go as calculated or grows until it exceeds manipulative control.
Emotional Arsonist :noun: A person who creates or catalyzes a personal and/or public situation to get a specific emotional reaction from a targeted audience that gets irritated when the initiated chain reaction does not go as they expected or grows until it exceeds their personal control. Emotional arsonists are most commonly seen in Propaganda Politics, Reality TV shows, Highschool and College Pranks, Social Media Trolling, Internet Bullying, and Weather Reports about Hurricane strength.
Emotional Arsonist :noun: A person who creates or catalyzes a personal and/or public situation to get a specific emotional reaction from a targeted audience that gets irritated when the initiated chain reaction does not go as they expected or grows until it exceeds their personal control. Emotional arsonists are most commonly seen in Propaganda Politics, Reality TV shows, Highschool and College Pranks, Social Media Trolling, Internet Bullying, and Weather Reports about Hurricane strength.
-Narcissists specialize in emotional arson.
-Karen did not expect the tweet to become emotional arson to her own reputation.
-The biggest emotional arsonists in Hollywood have degrees in acting with a working knowledge of photoshop.
-Weather anchors perform emotional arson on live TV to their professional credibility acting like winds are blowing them down in light rain when toddlers are walking behind them just fine.
-Karen did not expect the tweet to become emotional arson to her own reputation.
-The biggest emotional arsonists in Hollywood have degrees in acting with a working knowledge of photoshop.
-Weather anchors perform emotional arson on live TV to their professional credibility acting like winds are blowing them down in light rain when toddlers are walking behind them just fine.
by Nicole Benton June 15, 2019
Get the Emotional Arsonmug. "Hey man, your shoe is untied"
"Dude shut the fuck up you little fag I'll fucking fuck you up"
"Man, that guy is such an emotional fetus!"
"Dude shut the fuck up you little fag I'll fucking fuck you up"
"Man, that guy is such an emotional fetus!"
by EmotionalFetus April 1, 2015
Get the Emotional Fetusmug.