emotional ostrich

A person who avoids dealing with problems or emotions, figuratively burying their head in the sand.

My mom hates acknowledging a problem, let alone actually dicussing it. She is such an emotional ostrich...

Man, she has really been ostriching it up lately...

by kforbs July 1, 2014

emotional lighter

type of lighter, usually clippers, which develop an emotional bound with their owners. as a consequence no one else except the owner can light up the fire.

your lighter doesn't like me. it is probably an emotional lighter.

by n3797 January 27, 2023

emotional algorithm

Your emotional algorithm, is a subconscious selection process that is choosing the wrong the person for you. You overlook the red flags because are so familiar that they feel like home. Possibly the same red flags as one of your parents.

Me sobbing during a break up - Gawd! I can't believe I ended up with another prick who treats me like garbage! My emotional algorithm must be broken. What is wrong with me?

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023

emotional cannibalism

Is the act of, (the ego), feeding off ones own misery at the expense of degrading and belittling others.

Don't take Mike's hateful words personally, he is consumed by emotional cannibalism. - It's best to walk away from that friendship for a while if he continues to treat you so poorly.

by BirdonFyer66 February 18, 2022

emote seam

The extra "v" at the end of a line of clearly copy+pasted emotes that lazy people don't bother to remove.

Bob - ":D :) :D :) :D :)v"

Bill - "You slack bastard..."

by Joltaine May 15, 2004

emotional blender

A phrase coined by 5SOS in the song “BLENDER”. Used to describe feeling like your feelings are all mixed up.

Example 1: “I feel like I’ve been in a fuckin’ emotional blender today.”

Example 2: “The upcoming release of 5SOS5 has thrown me through an emotional blender.”

by MukesKiwi July 25, 2022

emotional camel

Someone who can be without constant contact, from others, for long periods of time. A person who is very independent. An individual who is emotionally tough.

"My friend is an emotional camel. We dont talk all the time, but She's got my back, when it counts."

by anonymous July 19, 2022