Emotional 69 is just another fancier way of saying "You scratch my back, I scratch yours". Generally should be used in the workplace, or therapist sessions.
by 69AMoose November 26, 2019
Get the emotional 69 mug.(noun): Similar to the food product Tofu which generates no original flavor but absorbs flavor from surrounding products, Emotional Tofu is a person with no actual experience in a topic but knows, or knows of, someone who has experience in a cause, so they absorb their emotion as their own.
Seen mostly in white, middle/upper class, priveledged, Social Justice Warriors when they're trying to justify their political views. Typically identified by using sentences that start with "I have a friend who.."
Seen mostly in white, middle/upper class, priveledged, Social Justice Warriors when they're trying to justify their political views. Typically identified by using sentences that start with "I have a friend who.."
Veteran: Yeah I think the inroads made in Iraq post-exit in 2011 have had mostly long term benefits for the region despite setbacks with ISIL's rise
Emotional Tofu: No it isn't! No! You don't understand. I have friend. He was in Iraq. He caught PTSD and that's why universal health insurance and stronger gun control because fuck you Trump!
Emotional Tofu: No it isn't! No! You don't understand. I have friend. He was in Iraq. He caught PTSD and that's why universal health insurance and stronger gun control because fuck you Trump!
by Palmo53 January 29, 2017
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Get the emotional dummy mug.When a large group of people have the same reactions (to a sporting event, horror movie, cute cat video) at the exact same time without advanced planning.
"I have no idea what they were watching on her laptop, but their synchronized emoting told me that it was gross from all the gasps and 'ew's I heard."
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by d_Firefox_b March 7, 2023
Get the Emotional Masturbation mug.Emotional Arson: verb: creating or catalyzing a personal and/or public situation to get a specific emotional reaction from a targeted audience that creates a chain reaction does not go as calculated or grows until it exceeds manipulative control.
Emotional Arsonist :noun: A person who creates or catalyzes a personal and/or public situation to get a specific emotional reaction from a targeted audience that gets irritated when the initiated chain reaction does not go as they expected or grows until it exceeds their personal control. Emotional arsonists are most commonly seen in Propaganda Politics, Reality TV shows, Highschool and College Pranks, Social Media Trolling, Internet Bullying, and Weather Reports about Hurricane strength.
Emotional Arsonist :noun: A person who creates or catalyzes a personal and/or public situation to get a specific emotional reaction from a targeted audience that gets irritated when the initiated chain reaction does not go as they expected or grows until it exceeds their personal control. Emotional arsonists are most commonly seen in Propaganda Politics, Reality TV shows, Highschool and College Pranks, Social Media Trolling, Internet Bullying, and Weather Reports about Hurricane strength.
-Narcissists specialize in emotional arson.
-Karen did not expect the tweet to become emotional arson to her own reputation.
-The biggest emotional arsonists in Hollywood have degrees in acting with a working knowledge of photoshop.
-Weather anchors perform emotional arson on live TV to their professional credibility acting like winds are blowing them down in light rain when toddlers are walking behind them just fine.
-Karen did not expect the tweet to become emotional arson to her own reputation.
-The biggest emotional arsonists in Hollywood have degrees in acting with a working knowledge of photoshop.
-Weather anchors perform emotional arson on live TV to their professional credibility acting like winds are blowing them down in light rain when toddlers are walking behind them just fine.
by Nicole Benton June 15, 2019
Get the Emotional Arson mug.Emotional Damage is caused when you get B, C, E or F in your exam, or when you are so addicted to gaming you forgor to do your laundry, then your asian father comes to take the slipper to slap you with it.
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