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Cotton ears

When you get so high that your hearing becomes muffled
Man it feels like I have cotton mouth, but in my ears. I have cotton ears.
by Pieceofbitch December 22, 2018
mugGet the Cotton earsmug.

Ear Rape

A sound so loud and/or annoying that it penetrates your ear drums.
It may either be resolved or useless with hearing protection.
Commonly experienced by concert and party goers and spacegeeks.
Ben: I can't believe my sister went with her friends to see Taylor Shit on tour.
Gregory: I know, right?
Ben: I can't imagine how she felt.
Gregory: She said it was ear rape.
Ben Oh my god.
by gregben June 7, 2023
mugGet the Ear Rapemug.

bum ear

An ear that Alex Tilley has, it's the kind if ear with a bum at the bottom of the ear lobe, like a bum chin but just on the ear
Alex Tilleys bum ear chin
by King bs November 11, 2013
mugGet the bum earmug.

Ear rape

The warning call of meme makers when thier predator pewdiepie tries to attack
by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018
mugGet the Ear rapemug.

Moose Ears

1. A person who will come up to you at dances and decide that he thinks he can grind. So they rub their fat against lots of terrified girl's ass'. Even after the female makes numerous excuses to get away, he refuses to let go. It is much like butt rape of a different sort.

2. When females need to warn eachother about the approach of moose ears they can put their thumbs to their temples and wave their fingers around in a frenzied warning. These resemble moose antlers.

(:
MOLLY MOOSE EARS IS COMING.

*does finger flappy thing*

RUUUN AWAY !
by isscaredofmoose May 8, 2009
mugGet the Moose Earsmug.

Ear Rape

Dude, turn that off! Nickelback just totally ear raped me!
by Audreeyyyyyyyyyyy July 28, 2011
mugGet the Ear Rapemug.

wet ears

Believing your bullshit too much it becomes too much for the brain to handle and it starts leaking from the ears.
mate you've got bare wet ears from the amount of bullshit you've been chatting today
by Joey Boy 18294 March 29, 2017
mugGet the wet earsmug.

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