diesel- dong

When a mans reproductive organ surpasses the size of a women's face from chin to forehead

Hey samaira , how was your night with Moses , was he big ? Well he said he had a diesel- dong , but it was more like a diesel-pointment !

by rottenhope October 21, 2012

Dong brownie

A brownie made of shit

Louis ate a dong brownie

by gochu seky June 8, 2011

Ding-Dong Don't Ditch

Basically the exact same game as knock and don't run but with a much better name. You knock on someones door and insist that they are the one knocking on yours, made famous in NH by Tyler Malachow.

Paco-One of these days i wish to have half the balls of Malachow, he plays Ding-Dong Don't Ditch like a champ.

by NH GROSS October 4, 2009

Doorbell Dong

The act of knocking on a girl's door, and immediately after she answers the door, inserting your dick in her mouth.

Most times the man is on ladder or step stool in order to reach elevation needed.

Sally was so surprised when she got doorbell donged at the hotel.

by Flomp November 10, 2009

Hit from the Dong

When you hold the penis in your hand like a bong and light the pubes on fire with a match or lighter as you suck the guys dick

Matt: Linda took a hit from the dong.
Jimmy: What is that?
Matt: She sucked Pat's dick and lit his pubes on fire when she sucked!

by ON THAT SHIT May 10, 2011

ding dong dick

Similar to door bell trade but the unscheduled arrival of a previous craigslist respondent showing up at your door unannounced for a repeat performance of the gay sex

Tony was suprised to receive ding dong dick from the butter face guy he did last Tuesday!

by the Square Gang April 14, 2008

ding dong ditch

To go to multiple doors and ring the door bell, only to run away before the person comes to open the door.

Jaron and his cousins decide to ding dong ditch. Instead of having fun, a pedo old guy in a pink shirt comes out with a shovel and says he called the police. Just don't ding dong ditch at pedos doors :)

by pseudonymsareawesome June 18, 2011