The Postal 2 Dude

The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!
The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.
The Postal Guy : Buttsauce!
The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!
The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine.
The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...
The Postal Dude : after finding that it's the apocalypse in the newspaper Hmm... Normally, I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain such a crucial story element. The font is nice, though.
The Postal Dude : I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work.
The Postal Dude : I regret nothing.
The Postal Dude : Only my weapon understands me.
The Postal Dude : You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise!
The Postal Dude : Guns don't kill people, I do!
The Postal Dude : at the end of the game Honey, you won't believe the day I've had!
Postal Dude's Wife : Did you remember my Rocky Road?
The Postal Dude : D'oh!
gunshot

The Postal Dude : Urinating quote 1 That's the ticket!
The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 3 Now the flowers will grow.
The Postal Dude : Entering Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know.

Me: The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!

The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.

The Postal Dude : That one's 'cause I can!

The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!

The Postal Dude : I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...

The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine.

The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...

The Postal Dude : after shooting someone while you're dressed as a cop Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!

The Postal Dude : Ow, right in the stuff.

Last lines

The Postal Dude : Doh!

The Postal Guy : Thing is, I don't even like video games.

The Postal Dude : after smoking some catnip Yeah baby, I AM the lizard king!

The Postal Dude : Yeah yeah, blah blah -- don't you have minorities to oppress?

The Postal Dude : after smoking crack pipe This can't be good for me, but I feel great!

The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 2 Oh-ho-ho-hohhh, yyyy--EAAHH.

The Postal Dude : after being rebuffed You gotta be fucking KIDDING!

The Postal Dude : Ohhh, my nads!

My Friend: Nice But Im dying

Me: Buttsause

My Friend: Pog

Me: The Postal 2 Dude

by Obammma May 26, 2020

pass the dude

A phrase used to describe what happens in mosh pits, as described by John Linnell of They Might Be Giants during an interview with Jay Leno.

Linnell: We like to call it 'pass the dude.'

by TaraTheGianthead January 31, 2006

dudefriend

a gay guy's straight friend; they hang out and do guy stuff like drink beer and smoke. stricly platonic friendship between a gay guy and a breeder

my dudefriend told me I couldn't come over anymore to party; his girlfriend is jealous and thinks I want his tail.

by almorale August 6, 2015

dude festival

A social gathering such as a party or concert where little to no females are present.

"Be glad you missed the party last night, man. It was a fucking dude festival. Nary a fucking girl showed up."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON November 16, 2003

dude partay

Most likely to occur in a college setting, a dude partay, or DP, for short is a social gathering in which most (or all) of the people there are male. Dude partays are always unintentional and the lack of girls causes much disappointment. This is generally noticed upon initial arrival and regarded with disgust and often leads to rapid cell phone calls/texts.
*Note the 2nd "A" in "partay" is always emphasized in a sarcastic/melodramatic manner.

Mark: "Oh shit where are all the females"
Steve: "i fuckin knew it, dude partayyy"

by mosdefyo December 20, 2007

dude stew

N. A collection of three or more males together in a hot tub sans females.

"Ralph had fun at the part last night until two chatches forced him into a dude stew."

by Virgil the Moor June 9, 2008

Dude Hookin'

A dude offering his dudely wares in exchange for tangible assets and/or intellectual property.

Dennis went out dude hookin' but no one would take the bait so he had to choke them all out.

by Dirty Dennis April 7, 2009