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drive to fremont

A "Drive to Fremont" is when a colleague craps on your suit on a beautiful Friday morning. Usually occurs when you should otherwise be at the farmer's market getting fish tacos.
I was finishing up court when John asked me to "Drive to Fremont." Totally ruined my Friday morning.
by Clarence Gideon January 17, 2014
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Sex Drive

your sexual drive- (sd) is how often you feel the urge to interact in sexual activity- seggcytime can also be affected by how low, or high your sex drive is. Your sex drive can be either high, or low.
scenario 1- high sex drive

guy 1: brooo i’m not kidding, i have some serious issues, i can’t go a day without thinking of sex- my sex drive has been insane.
guy 2: damn bro- that sucks. get better my man.

scene 2- low sexual drive

girl: hey.. wanna..? you know
guy: umm.. im sorry- don’t feel like it right now.
girl: come on bro!! we’ve never done anything for 6 years!!! tf wrong with you.
by nicknelsonsdi- June 5, 2022
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Spencer's drive

Term used to refer to a task which has become overly protracted through no fault of your own.
I can't come to hockey tonight as im still waiting for the plumber to fix my radiator.

Bloody hell, that's like Spencer's drive!
by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021
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Drive-by Party

A small party of people who roam the neighborhood looking for parties to attend. These parties will often stop by your house and drink all your alcohol or smoke your weed, as they have taken advantage of you only for your resources, then move on to the next house.
Oh shit Joe, all those people just left. They weren't here for very long.
Darn we just got hit by a drive-by party.
by Jay Giddens August 30, 2010
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Drive-By Fratting

1. An incident that occurs when an SUV (usually a Chevy Tahoe) full of young, upper middle class white males who belong to a sort of "gang" called a fraternity, pulls up and the occupants throw beer cans, golf balls, and/or verbal insults at a victim and then peels away.

2. The victim is usually called a "fag" yet is not necessarily, nor often an actual homosexual. The irony is that the victim is called a "fag" by 4-5 males crammed closely together in the backseat of a vehicle.

3. Drive-by frattings while similar to drive-by shootings in style, are not actually harmful, just like frat boys unlike gang members are not actually tough. At worst victims have their self esteem hurt for 2.5 seconds.

4. Oxford, Mississippi is the "South Central LA" of Drive-by frattings. Please use caution when walking, biking, or jogging through such areas.
Screeeeeeech....."hey faaaaaaaaaggggggg!......wooooohoooo!!!!!" screeeeeeeeech (call peels off)

Victim One: "Did someone just through a Titlelist at me?"

Victim Two: "Yeah, good thing they throw like fags"

Victim One: "Must have been a drive-by fratting"
by LordLoudoun December 2, 2011
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Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.
Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.
by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010
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drive-by wifi

This occurs when a person is stranded on a lonely figurative island of desperation by being disconnected from the internet and walks by a free wifi area (restaurant, home, cafe, etc...), and nonchalantly stands outside and mooches the wifi signal.
Ah sorry I'm late man, my internet is down again. I totally had to drive-by wifi that Cosi on the way over here.
by badassbootydrop July 8, 2010
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