Crusty Doughnut

A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.

Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!

by diniminiax June 23, 2020

Doughnut operator

Doughnut operator YouTuber twitch streamer And owner of Five O Skate shop with a remarkable mustache Sometimes he has a mustache sometimes he don’t

Hi doughnut operator that is a stunning mustache you have there

by BadKarma714 September 18, 2020

stacking doughnuts

a form of expression that refers to an individual's willingness to stack doughnuts or any food item on a person, who they find peng's , dick when they otherwise would not.

(each doughnut accounts for one inch)

'imma stack doughnuts on that boy'

'i'll be stacking doughnuts on him'

'there will be six doughnuts on that boy'

by riyagupta December 1, 2023

Frosted doughnut

Sexual act/drug absorption. When a man sticks his dick in a girl's vajayjay to get it wet and then powders it with cocaine. He then precedes to fuck her, thus getting her high through the absorption of the mucus membrane.

Sally is a freaky drug addict. She was begging me to give her a frosted doughnut.

by Dickbreath1969 April 9, 2017

trash doughnut

Noun. A rim job given to a homeless person.

"Damn man, I caught Alex eating a trash doughnut behind the gas station last night!"

"Damn yo, thats crazy. I hope it wansn't chocolate..."

by Birdman Hemlock March 2, 2019

Tossin’ a doughnut

In baseball, when the pitcher/defense does not let the opposing team score a run. Also known as a shutout.

Damn, Powermill’s tossin’ a doughnut!

by Chipdaddy6 November 6, 2020

Jelly doughnut

Just before ejaculation you turn your partners asshole inside out so it's blood red and the proceed to cum inside it resulting in the appearance of a freshly bitten jelly doughnut

"I gave the misses a jelly doughnut last night definitely made a bit of a mess"

by Franklinnn_ January 19, 2024