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doork

One who pushes a door clearly marked "push" or vice versa

Doork is a sniglet by Rich Hall
"Why won't this damn door open, ahh crap I pulled when it clearly said push, I am such a doork"
by KernelSandirs July 28, 2004
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dork

A closet nerd. A nerd, who appears and acts normal under most circumstances.
Wow, I never knew he was such a dork!
by Spiffyjr May 2, 2004
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Syberian Doorknocker

The act of inserting icecubes in ones partners anus then having anal sex. The icecubes are for pleasuring both partners. The ice is supposed to numb the anus for the receiver making it more comfortable and less painful.

I first heard it on the Bubba The Love Sponge Show.
Marsha: Greg told me he wanted anal sex again, and I told him no because it hurt the last time.

Jan: Well what did do?

Marsha: He suggested putting icecubes in my..... poop-shoot! He called it a Syberian Doorknocker!

Jan: Well did ya'll do it?

Marsha: Fuck yeah. I had an assgasm and I was numb all inside.
by WTXFTE March 19, 2010
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daily doer

Someone who has smoked weed everyday, at least once a day, for three months or more.
by cardiovasculator November 15, 2011
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The Dork Side

When someone has potential to be cool but is drawn to dorks.
Oh, he joined the dork side
by Kingsolo September 17, 2010
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Dork

a guy who is made fun of for being himself for a good chunk of his life and is put down by the majority of guys who think they're "cool" until the he gets the hottest girlfriend and makes hella money while the "cool guys" still live with their parents and eat microwaved pizza
I remember that guy Josh was such a dork, cant believe, he's my boss now.
by TrueDatAllTeTime April 6, 2009
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Dork

Sometimes interchanged with geek, nerd, gamer, dufus and dweeb. Each have connotations that vary depending on who you talk to or the location. For example, nerd has a negative connotation on the eastern coast of Canada, while geek does on the west.

The definitions from my location are as follows:

A dork is someone that has less-than average intelligence, as well as having fringe interests like RPGs and computers.

A geek is someone who has a higher-than-average intelligence, and is interrested in a variety of fringe interests. The variety is unlikely to encompass the entire scope, and it is likely that the interrests will be interrelated. For instance, you might find a sci-fi geek, a history geek, or just someone who knows a lot of trivia. A geek will still have interests, friends and social skills outside of geekdom, though they may be more limited.

A nerd is someone who usually has a mich higher than average intelligence, but very poor social skills and very few if any friends and interests outside their area of expertise. They will usually have only one or two groups of interest, and are extremely passionate and knowledgeable about them. Often, a nerd will focus on numbers and definitions. A famous subgroup of nerds is the trekkies. There is usually a "mightier-than-thou" sentiment among nerds.

A gamer can be either a nerd, a dork or a geek, but their interests lie exclusively in computer, video and pen-and-paper games.

Dufuses and dweebs are generally regarded as clutzes and outcasts, without having the fringe interests or intelligence of either the geek or nerd groups. Sometimes dorks will fit in this category, too.

Here, only geek and gamer have a positive connotations, the rest are deemed insults.
Nerd: Jeremy of "Foxtrot"
Geek: Not as easy to find in comics, but anyone who reads sci-fi or fantasy novels is a good candidate.
Dork: Jon Arbuckle of "Garfield"
by Ifer October 10, 2005
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