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doctor proctor

Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?
by Eddy October 13, 2006
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Dock Ellis bitch

exclamation; used when having navigated a difficult situation while under the influence. (2) n. the event of being inebriated while functioning at something meant for people who are sober such as working or performing brain surgery.


Named for Dock Ellis, the Padres pitcher who took three tabs of LSD and accidentally pitched a no-hitter.
"High as hell AND I passed the bar exam. Dock Ellis, bitch!"
"I pulled a straight up Dock Ellis bitch at school today."
"Yeah, I'm drunk. And I'm calling you from the cockpit, homie! Dock Ellis bitch!"
by Spider Goodlegs September 12, 2005
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Dochey

Unsatisfactory. As in crusty or scrubby.
Man look at that kid's shoes... they hella dochey.
by J-Mack the Chronic Sack June 13, 2011
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Engadine Doctrine

(ĕng′gə-dēn′ dŏk′trĭn)

The principle of miring in indecision during a crisis until the march of time forces an action upon you
I feel like my guts are about to explode all over this McDonalds but the Engadine Doctrine states I should wait until my socks are soggy before going to the bathroom to deal with the crisis in my pants.
by MTowke April 9, 2022
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It's okay, I'm a doctor!

The single most reassuring phrase you can say, just before or after something stupid is going to happen or has happened.

Whether or not it's true is a different story
"Hrm...I don't know if I should try and jump over this moving car..."

"It's okay, I'm a doctor!"

"Allright, that's all I needed to hear!"
by tehx02 June 29, 2009
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Mandarin Dock

When two males place their penises in opposite ends of a chinese finger trap and tug back and forth.
My male friend and I went home and decided to pull out our chinese finger trap and Mandarin Dock each other.
by rufus huckleberry February 20, 2010
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doctor who

The Show. Doctor who is a popular science fiction series, which has run for 43 years as of this date. Started in 1963, it ran to 1989 when it was put on hiatus. Besides a TV movie, the only new Doctor who was in books, audio and webcasts for 16 years. The series started back up in 2005, and has been running since.

The Doctor. The Doctor is a Timelord from Gallifrey, which in the recent series has been revealed to be destroyed. He usually saves the Earth/The Universe/Civilisation as we know it on a day-to-day basis. Generally talks alot, though it varies from regeneration to regeneration. Often, no, almost always has a compainion (A friend - not that way either.) travelling with him. Want to know more? Wiki has a large article on it which can explain it better than i can. Just look up 'Doctor who'
1. What do you mean youve never seen Doctor who?

2. The Doctor saved the universe again. Man, and I thought i was accoplished.
by Meglomaniac May 2, 2007
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