pull a derp

The act whereby one tries to do something, but will fail without a doubt.

Daniel: Watch me get this clutch on CS:GO!
*Get's AWP'ed*
Jason: I knew you'd pull a derp.

by Jackson Blueboy April 06, 2015

bruh derp t-pose

bruh derp t-pose: a statement used for when you want to be very cringe.
It was created by Casey Wong Sepetdjian from Scarborough Toronto Ontario Canada

Lol fr bro… bruh derp t-pose

by asianmann April 30, 2024

hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 04, 2018

Derp Führer

Donald fucking Trump

avowed Orange Nationalist and fan of Hitler, Donald Drumpf, is about to step back in the Nazi White House as Derp Führer and stink up the joint

by Uncle Joosie January 01, 2025

derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat January 29, 2016

Derp Drop

When you take a shit and the outcome looks like Eli Manning.

Dan ate a bunch of Indian food and had a record setting Derp Drop. It was a spitting image of Eli Manning.

by BreakBeatDrums February 19, 2021

derp head

when someone is being stupid on purpose, and not caring.

Geez Adam, why are you being such a derp head?

by when I'm bored.. September 27, 2019