Another word for kissing-oral sex-and then taking a shit.
Dude 1: Hey buddy how was your night?
Dude 2: Awesome, spent it with girlfriend.
Ctrl-Alt-Delete
Dude 1: Nice!
Dude 2: Awesome, spent it with girlfriend.
Ctrl-Alt-Delete
Dude 1: Nice!
by Sambiase February 28, 2018
Get the Ctrl-Alt-Delete mug.1. A more powerful way of saying "delete"
2. A verb used by Uncle Dane that defines the word in the context that it's used. By "delet"ing someone out of existence.
3. A card in Magic: The Gathering that has the ability to (At the cost of any 6 mana,) reflect a spell, cancel a spell, remove a down buff, remove a creature, remove an enchantment, and (If used while enemy has <7 hp,) kill the opponent.
4. A card in Yu-Gi-Oh that sends all cards in your opponent's hand and on their board to the shadow realm.
5. Something you write on someone to expel them from the mortal realm.
6. The short circuit from team fortress 2
2. A verb used by Uncle Dane that defines the word in the context that it's used. By "delet"ing someone out of existence.
3. A card in Magic: The Gathering that has the ability to (At the cost of any 6 mana,) reflect a spell, cancel a spell, remove a down buff, remove a creature, remove an enchantment, and (If used while enemy has <7 hp,) kill the opponent.
4. A card in Yu-Gi-Oh that sends all cards in your opponent's hand and on their board to the shadow realm.
5. Something you write on someone to expel them from the mortal realm.
6. The short circuit from team fortress 2
1. @: Yeah I had to get rid of the files, so I-
$: You gave it the fucking delet!?
@:yeah... It's gone forever, I'm sorry.
2. @: I beat his ass so hard I fucking sent his ass to the recycling bin.
#: Dude, he fucking vaporized in there, what the fuck!?
@: had to delet him, he was gonna delet me, man.
3. &: Oh you're not gonna like this.
@: DID YOU JUST FUCKING DELET ME, DELET ALL OF MY FUCKING CARDS, AND SET THE HP COUNTER ON FIRE?
&: WHAT'D I FUCKING SAY!?
@: I'M GONNA DELET YOUR ASSHOLE, DICK HOLE!
4. °: Did you really just do that?
#: you almost had exodia. I had to.
°: I HAD A FUCKING EXODIA COUNTER DECK YOU LARD ASS!
5. &: Hey look at this *skribble*
@: is that my pen?
&: *Dots* Doesn't matter now. Get fucked.
@ fades to very thin ashes.
6. !: look at this drop!
¥: Cool, wanna do a meta?
!: Sure. Delet this?
¥: Delet this.
$: You gave it the fucking delet!?
@:yeah... It's gone forever, I'm sorry.
2. @: I beat his ass so hard I fucking sent his ass to the recycling bin.
#: Dude, he fucking vaporized in there, what the fuck!?
@: had to delet him, he was gonna delet me, man.
3. &: Oh you're not gonna like this.
@: DID YOU JUST FUCKING DELET ME, DELET ALL OF MY FUCKING CARDS, AND SET THE HP COUNTER ON FIRE?
&: WHAT'D I FUCKING SAY!?
@: I'M GONNA DELET YOUR ASSHOLE, DICK HOLE!
4. °: Did you really just do that?
#: you almost had exodia. I had to.
°: I HAD A FUCKING EXODIA COUNTER DECK YOU LARD ASS!
5. &: Hey look at this *skribble*
@: is that my pen?
&: *Dots* Doesn't matter now. Get fucked.
@ fades to very thin ashes.
6. !: look at this drop!
¥: Cool, wanna do a meta?
!: Sure. Delet this?
¥: Delet this.
by Some douché December 3, 2018
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The American economy, built on a house of credit cards and liar loans, is imploding as banks and consumers alike become insolvent and continue to deleverage.
by De Lever December 19, 2008
Get the deleverage mug."Delete and forget" is the eversion of "forgive and forget."
Occurs when an email is written hastily, usually late at night, under the influence of exhaustion, alcohol, drugs, anger, ignorance, stupidity--all the usual urban stuff.
"SEND" is hit too quickly and shit happens.
After many more emails, calls, texts, etc--there is mutual agreement to "D&F" (DELETE and FORGET)
Occurs when an email is written hastily, usually late at night, under the influence of exhaustion, alcohol, drugs, anger, ignorance, stupidity--all the usual urban stuff.
"SEND" is hit too quickly and shit happens.
After many more emails, calls, texts, etc--there is mutual agreement to "D&F" (DELETE and FORGET)
I shouldn't have sent that email last nite to the hot new intern. When I reread it this morning, I coulda died. But we talked and stuff--and agreed to "DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)".
Otherwise, my ass be fryin in HR.
Otherwise, my ass be fryin in HR.
by Wyeth October 3, 2009
Get the DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F) mug.When someone (usually the boss) combines avoiding issues with eventually delegating those issues to others to make himself look good and/or prevent him from having to do any work.
Worker #1 - How did our stupid supervisor get the job ?
Worker #2 - Because Head Office thinks he's great. I wish someone would tell them he's been deleskating for months and getting us to do all his work.
Worker #2 - Because Head Office thinks he's great. I wish someone would tell them he's been deleskating for months and getting us to do all his work.
by MFF11 April 21, 2010
Get the deleskating mug."My posts are deletious. I don't like everyone in my business."
1. Where did that comment go drummer boy?
2. You know they're deletious ya troll!
1. Where did that comment go drummer boy?
2. You know they're deletious ya troll!
by Dopal September 11, 2011
Get the Deletious mug.A beautiful girl which every boy is chasing after; intelligent; Loving; desired; caring; graceful; honest; trustworthy; humble; bashful. A Delaney will allways be loved. Sometimes a Delaney apologizes more than necissary and feels nervous and guilty very easily but she means no harm. Delaney is amazing
Delenies is amazing
by delainy October 22, 2013
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