Lieutenant Jim Dangle is the daddy DILF whenever girls see him they respond by their bumholes sweating up and their eyebrows spicing up.
he is better than tom cruise and should be the king of England.
I love him and if you don't I will bum slapping KILL YOU.
he is better than tom cruise and should be the king of England.
I love him and if you don't I will bum slapping KILL YOU.
Person 1: omg look it's lieutenant Jim dangle
Person 2: eww I hate him
Person 3: IM GONNA BUM SLAPPING KILL YOU
Person 2: eww I hate him
Person 3: IM GONNA BUM SLAPPING KILL YOU
by jericc is my son February 20, 2022
Get the Lieutenant Jim Dangle mug.When there’s a shit that’s out of your ass but not in the bowl yet, so it’s just hanging there and you have to pick it up with toilet paper.
by Traps arent gay February 28, 2020
Get the Dangle Dongle mug.Verb: The act of aggressively swaying ones genitalia against your inner thighs resulting in a subtle or resounding clap depending on ones endowment. Thus, evoking the audio and visual stimuli of the woman you plan to attract. Like a peacock spreading its feathers.
Nance and I have been together for 10 years now, the first night we met she simply couldn’t resist my bone dangle.
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Get the Do-Dangle mug.slang for a "dangler's" lacrosse stick. Generally the person who refers to their stick as a dangle fork is talented at the sport and is very bro-ish.
by sweetLAXIN April 3, 2008
Get the dangle fork mug.What you periodically hafta do with your handset's curly-cord to get da knots outta it --- when it gets snarled up enough, simply tugging on it just doesn't do da trick anymore... ya gotta actually unplug da cord at both ends, carefully unravel da kinks, and then suspend da cord from one end so that it can hang freely to allow it to "naturally" untwist and "equalize" itself.
Adding a swivel-adapter to your handset-cord can indeed sometimes help to reduce its getting all wrapped up around itself and save your having to perform da untangle-dangle so often, but da problem with these doodads is dat dey tend to not have very good swivel-contacts, and so you soon get a lot of static and intermittent sound. Plus da cheaper units tend to not swivel very easily, and so you gotta keep spraying them wif WD-40 to keep them twisting around freely.
by QuacksO January 3, 2019
Get the untangle-dangle mug.My 15-year-old decided to do the dangle this year for her homecoming dance. So I had to take her shopping for underwear.
Tim decided to do the dangle this year when packing for my vacation. He wanted to feel free in his golf swing and avoid chaffing.
Tim decided to do the dangle this year when packing for my vacation. He wanted to feel free in his golf swing and avoid chaffing.
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