Chronic

This medium height, not too dense Chronic is the perfect combination of good yield and excellent quality. This type of Serious Bud is Sativa and Indica Hybrid best for indoor growing. Won the 3rd prize High Times Cannabis Cup 1994, improved in 2000.
It has a combination of appearances and sweet smell.
It generally has Red Hairs and White Fuzz, THC (not) Crack/Cocaine, and Leaves are a bit Dark.
BUT, may refer to be Chronic laced with Crack or Pure Cocaine for a and more powerful side effect. (Cocoa Puffs)

Chronic
Guy1 - Lets go burn some of dat Dank ass Endo
Guy2 - Fuck yea, Clambake another Doobie
Guy1 - Lets use dat Mutha Fuck'n Hookah, too Bro

by Chronica May 30, 2006

The Chronic

The Chronic litarally means.

One who has faith in weed,
a person totally committed to the glorious cannabis plant,
The best thing possible,
a Dre dre album,
Cannabis,

A person who smokes weed from the minute they wake up in the mornin and every minute of the day untill there last pipe before they go to sleep at nite...

Example: Weed is the only thing in life i believe in.
Example: Hey lod have you got The chronic am needing a smoke?
Example: Hey lad your new 20" Chrome alloys are the chronic!

by dark_lotus2002 March 28, 2008

Chronified

To have smoked a lot of weed (Chronic) and to have became very high, High as hell, Also Chroned

Yo, Money I dont need no mo of dis dank I Be Chronified like a Muder Fucka

by Kangoe Joe October 25, 2003

Chrondiferous

A word used to describe an object in it's prime or pinnacal of perfection, or better than any other.

Holy smokes, this bag of weed is chrondiferous!

by JM_FM January 13, 2009

Chronic Crunch

The media movement that promotes the legalisation of marijuana on the basis that too much tax dollar is being lost on both the implementation of anti marijuana laws and the public spend on marijuana.

The name was coined as the media movement tries to use the financial problems of the credit crunch as leverage to legalise marijuana on financial grounds...

Did you read the article on Digg about California spending 7bn per year on Dope?

Man that's Chronic Crunch reporting...

by jacK of Kats March 20, 2009

Chronessimist

Someone who overestimates the time it will take to do something or go somewhere. The opposite of a chronoptimist.

"I was always such a chronoptimist when it came to sex, though. I'd need to be home at 12, so I figured I'd swing by his house at 9, but we'd be done by 9:30."
"Uh, I think you meant chronessimist."
"Thinking I had more time for sex? I'd say that's pretty optimistic."

"It takes me 15 minutes to get home, but she wants to me to leave now to be home at 3. It's only 2! She's such a chronessimist!"

by Palomaprofanity June 24, 2009

chronic

The chronic is a patented product name for seeds that come from a seed breeder and seller legal called Serious Seed Co. It is known for the best combination of large yield and high quality. It is whats called the cash croppers dream!

The chronic plant looks like an upside dowm octopus.

by hemlockremover July 12, 2010