crusty mcfinkster

a littel guy, a very small man, witha very small"guy"

The man next door has a crusty mcfinkster.

by crusty March 30, 2003

Crusty Buthole

Disease contracted only by cats, causing them to have crust grown on thier buthole. It is a very common and good kind of illness, because when the cat uses the litter box, the crust is moved around the buthole as the poop comes out, resulting in the cat kicking his back legs up from the tickle of the moving crust and ensuring the cover up of it's poop.

Phil said "My house doesn't stink as much since my cat contracted crusty buthole".

Rilo replied "Oh yeah, they cover it up every time they use it, my cats the same way".

by Chaddog January 1, 2010

Crusty Ripken

When a girl who is not yet wet is pleasured vaginally by a baseball bat three times in a row.

Look at that Grandma, I'd like to crusty Ripken that.

by Bensonscock December 22, 2010

crusty teeth

Aka BROWN SMILE
When eating out a partner and or parters in the anus.....

1 wow man my teeth are so crusty from lasts nights gangbang.
2 holly crap check out my crusty teeth that chick had some crazy ass pubes, aleast I got a good floss while I was down there.

by Adam c Wilson May 25, 2006

Crusty Thomas

First you put it in her ass then bust a nut and continue 2 fuck her then when the friction from the anal sex makes your cman crust around your weiner you make her lick it off.

i made Christina throw-up after she finished giving me a Crusty Thomas

by GGGangster May 17, 2006

crusty nagtooth

to shove a pinecone into someones ass and throw them into a cactus

dude i gave frank a crusty nagtooth and now he is constupated

by nicest terrorist December 28, 2008

crusty baguette

When a Frenchman falls asleep after having anal sex and awakens after a long period to find his penis to be encrusted in dried fecal matter thus resembling a crusty baguette.

Mimi phoned to ask me to pick up some fresh bread on my way home, to which I replied, what's wrong with the crusty baguette that you gave me last night.

by sima kram June 12, 2014