crusty crustacean

the dry blood on a penis after period sex.

"my girl let me give her the crusty crustacean last night!"

by peepeepoopooman6969 October 22, 2019

Crusty Buthole

Disease contracted only by cats, causing them to have crust grown on thier buthole. It is a very common and good kind of illness, because when the cat uses the litter box, the crust is moved around the buthole as the poop comes out, resulting in the cat kicking his back legs up from the tickle of the moving crust and ensuring the cover up of it's poop.

Phil said "My house doesn't stink as much since my cat contracted crusty buthole".

Rilo replied "Oh yeah, they cover it up every time they use it, my cats the same way".

by Chaddog January 1, 2010

Crusty Thomas

First you put it in her ass then bust a nut and continue 2 fuck her then when the friction from the anal sex makes your cman crust around your weiner you make her lick it off.

i made Christina throw-up after she finished giving me a Crusty Thomas

by GGGangster May 17, 2006

Rusty Crusty

Dried shit on the underside of the penis. Occurs from a bad clean up job after anal sex. Usually forms at the penile base and is unseen. Usually discovered on accident by scratching oneself or a partner finds it while giving oral. Whatever, it’s some nasty rusty, crusty shit.

Rachel found some rusty crusty last night when she was sucking muh balls. Since she won’t do anal, I was cold busted and fessed up to punishing her mom’s ass the night before.

That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

Crusty Ripken

When a girl who is not yet wet is pleasured vaginally by a baseball bat three times in a row.

Look at that Grandma, I'd like to crusty Ripken that.

by Bensonscock December 22, 2010

crusty teeth

Aka BROWN SMILE
When eating out a partner and or parters in the anus.....

1 wow man my teeth are so crusty from lasts nights gangbang.
2 holly crap check out my crusty teeth that chick had some crazy ass pubes, aleast I got a good floss while I was down there.

by Adam c Wilson May 25, 2006

crusty baguette

When a Frenchman falls asleep after having anal sex and awakens after a long period to find his penis to be encrusted in dried fecal matter thus resembling a crusty baguette.

Mimi phoned to ask me to pick up some fresh bread on my way home, to which I replied, what's wrong with the crusty baguette that you gave me last night.

by sima kram June 12, 2014