crooked george

bent or crooked penis

Damn homie, you got a crooked george

by Dr. David D. Davidson II January 1, 2011

Crooked hairline

A joke used to talk about another person hairline.

"Yo alex your hairline crooked."
"Kobi you need to get that crooked hairline fix"

by Honeykiller34 July 9, 2017

Croated

You are Cracked and Goated on any video game

I'm Croated on the sticks

by Bot Jonesy July 23, 2019

Croaking

When a girl sucks your dick in a leapfrog position just using her tongue. She then stores the cum in her inflated pouch and hops away.

Guy 1: yo how was Jessica’s head
Guy 2: She was croaking me all night long, it got me so hard

by lil frio September 26, 2020

Croak

Croak is a highly addictive substance, once taken the user gains an insatiable lust to game. Often used to increase gaming prowess, and gambling luck (note: effect is increased on people whose name starts with S)

Gary: "Wow Sam is doing crazy at the game, but he's acting wild"
Bill: "He's a Croak addict that's why"

by Negawatt August 18, 2023

Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker is a over-effimanite ''man'' on youtube. She was thrown into youtube celebrity status from his leave britney alone vid.

''I just asked a really hot woman out'' said guy A

''What's her name'' said guy B

''Chris Crocker'' said guy A

by yamumratesme January 1, 2012

you smoke, you croak

A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.

You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"

Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."

Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"

Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."

Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)

by Proto-Ham Sandwich March 29, 2015