Creamy Mug Splat

The art of depositing a load of joy juice on to the face of your sexual partner.

At the last second he pulled out and gave her a creamy mug splat.

by Hook9 March 31, 2009

Creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder

The discharge created after a man ejaculates into the vagina of a menstruating woman.

Dude 1: Bro, my girl can’t get enough of this D. She begs me to fuck her even on her period.

Dude 2: That’s nasty bro; what did you do?

Dude 1: Man I made creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder.

by KnowItAll1979 February 5, 2023

creamy wake up call

A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.

Robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, I had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.

by Easy Rider 2008 March 7, 2008

Vanilla creamy butter cheese

When a white woman experiances a yeast infection, the discharge that is excreted from the infected area.

Charles: Excuse me, miss? I find you quite exquisite...would you mind copulating with me on this, such a fine eave?

Donna: Shit boy! You's fine..but my cracks strait squirtin' vanilla creamy butter cheese, nigga!

by Ned Flanders Blalock Ray April 14, 2008

Mr. Wang's Creamy Alfredo Sauce

1. A delicious Alfredo sauce made by a man named Mr. Wang.

2. Delicious healthy cum from a wang.

1. "Wow, I just love Mr. Wang's Creamy Alfredo Sauce! The way it runs down my throat leaving a pleasant taste..."

2. "Oh yeah Mr. Wang, give me your special recipe! I want to taste Mr. Wang's Creamy Alfredo Sauce!"

"I went all down on Jenna yesterday, she loved it"
"Oh really Paul? Did you give her the sauce?"
"Yeah, she really was hungry for Mr. Wang's Creamy Alfredo Sauce if you catch my drift ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"ayyy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by ineedthesauce May 10, 2016

u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?

a pickup phrase that will have woman at your feet, seriously try it and see the results for urself

example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7

example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.

bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022

creamy martin

When semen is used as lubricant.

Who needs lube when you can just do a creamy martin?

Derek likes to do creamy martins on Sue.

by hobojosh December 29, 2007