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Covfefe

Noun. A gift given in a clandestine relationship, possibly seeking favor, or demonstrating fealty.

Modern examples include China arresting reporters investigating Ivanka Trump's clothing factories and Donald Trump returning vacation homes to Russian diplomats in the US.
"Bob's new tie was covfefe from Mary, don't let Alice know."

"Fear not the forces of Lord Eastmaiden, for I have received covfefe from him and he will not attack"
by ToolGeek June 1, 2017
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Covfefe

A comment Donald Trump may have misprounced on Twitter in regards to what will expel from our lungs from excess pollution in leaving the Paris Climate Agreement.
"As we exit the Paris Climate Agreement and pollution ensues, you may notice some covfefeing and breathing issues"
by Mtownslick34 June 1, 2017
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Covfefe

An early morning drink of covfefe
by Gpollock87 June 3, 2017
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Covfefe

When Your Hands are too small to type coverage but you need to sound like a professional
me gusta covfefe
by KimKardashina June 1, 2017
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Covfefe

Cash Over Voters Fuck Europe Fuck Everybody.
Most of the world thinks I am a joke but my motto is C.O.V.F.E.F.E. I told you I have the best wurds! I'll bet covfefe is way better than Vladimirs cockholster on urban dictionary!! Haha! Suck it Colbert! Also Streep,Rosie ,Mother Earth and the dumb dumb American voters!!!
by Tonalddrumpakanotme June 3, 2017
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Covfefe

It’s something stupid that Donald Trump made up when deciding if he heard Yanny or Laurel 🙄
Reporter: Hey Donald! Do you hear Laurel or Yanny?

Trump: I hear Covfefe

Reporter: ..
by NeverSayItIsNotTrue August 3, 2018
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Covfefe

Covfefe is Russian for CRAP after eating one too many of Ivanka's champagne ( TRUMP brand of course) popsicles.
Despite the negative press covfefe.
by Notarichpublican May 31, 2017
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