Commit a Theft King

Telling someone to commit a theft king is essentially telling someone to go to hell. This term came about when popular YouTuber Theft King told YouTuber and game developer Kane Carter to burn in hell.

Go commit a theft king.

by Meznight July 17, 2024

commit

To push a pawn in chess

One you commit your pawn to c4, it weakens d4 because, well pawns can't go backward

by atorpy July 11, 2022

Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.

You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob

by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019

Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.

“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”

by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025

commit

to upload your files

he just committed and pushed his files!

by balakeallan February 2, 2022

commit toaster bath

suicide in fancier words.

"i want to commit toaster bath"

by suffocation_is_lol December 27, 2022

Dominicanusu Commit Cide For Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak

Dominicanusu Commit Cide For Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak

Dominicanusu Commit Cide For Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025