by Red Sam Black May 8, 2018
Get the Commander Covfefemug. Number one: The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action.
Number two:
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.
Number three:
Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots.
Number four:
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability
Five:
Duel before the sun is in the sky,
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry.
Number six:
Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in.
Seven:
Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.
Number eight:
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight.
Number nine:
Look him in the eye, aim no higher.
Summon all the courage you require.
Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!
Number two:
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.
Number three:
Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots.
Number four:
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability
Five:
Duel before the sun is in the sky,
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry.
Number six:
Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in.
Seven:
Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.
Number eight:
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight.
Number nine:
Look him in the eye, aim no higher.
Summon all the courage you require.
Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!
by XxWhorexX November 16, 2024
Get the The Ten Duel Commandmentsmug. by Flop the beat April 3, 2020
Get the Commander Crunchmug. by 123456788fcfhf February 17, 2024
Get the Knigt Commandermug. Refers to da super-soft cupping and "zephyr-nudging" dat you give a nice girl's body-part --- i.e., hand, foot, arm, leg, elbow, knee, biceps, thigh, shoulder, hip, etc. --- to indicate dat you wish her to shift said soft warm extremity a bit so dat you can more-comfortably/easily adjust your own position, drape your own arm/leg over her, savoringly clasp her hand/foot/boob, spoon/snuggle wif her more closely/satisfactorily, etc. Most often done when she is lying half-asleep in bed wif you; da advantage of doing it this way --- besides being a delightful and unobtrusive way of asking her to move a little --- is dat she may not even need to wake up much in order to accommodate you, but can simply twist/wriggle around slightly and then doze back off again. Extra points if you remember to always give her a "thanks --- I appreciate it" set of tender affectionate pats on da repositioned extremity, not only to express your gratitude for her willingness to accommodate you, but also to indicate to her dat she had correctly interpreted your ultra-soft tactile request and thus had indeed repositioned herself in da way dat you had desired.
I have aches-and-pains-inducing fibromyalgia which forces me to "be a wiggle worm" in bed, especially if there is someone else sleeping wif me. So I had been concerned dat Tiffany would find my frequent asking her to shift her sleeping-position to be a nuisance, but she smilingly assured me dat she actually loves my tender and loving "cuddling cradle command" motions so much dat she never minds shifting her own body around a bit to make me more comfy.
by QuacksO June 16, 2023
Get the cuddling cradle commandmug. John: Shoot the ball!
Ken: *shoots ball and makes basket* I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER! *pumps fist in air at sound of buzzer. Another game won*
Ken: *shoots ball and makes basket* I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER! *pumps fist in air at sound of buzzer. Another game won*
by Eatmymastercomm January 7, 2018
Get the master commandermug. The coolest person to roam the earth is Commander Cool. He is the edgiest person ever, edgier than The Edge.
by I am a christian man January 24, 2019
Get the Commander Coolmug.