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The Ten Duel Commandments

Number one: The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action.

Number two:
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.

Number three:
Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots.

Number four:
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability
Five:
Duel before the sun is in the sky,
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry.

Number six:
Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in.

Seven:
Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.

Number eight:
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight.

Number nine:
Look him in the eye, aim no higher.
Summon all the courage you require.
Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!
Fight me

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We have to use the ten duel commandments

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Chain Of Command

A circlejerk and dick measuring contest where they simultaneously compete for who has the best tasting cum. Oftentimes found in the US military withing high ranking staff or officers. These circlejerks oftentimes happen during "staff meetings" at the end of the work day where the last person to finish decides when everyone else gets to go home.
LCpl Ortega: Dude we've been done with our tasks for like two hours. Where are we going home?

Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.

LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.
by Lance Coolie Ollie January 7, 2023
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Submarine Commander

The act of one male having intercourse of the doggy style position and the female eating out another female.
Gary was a superb Submarine Commander plowing Rhonda from the back and ordering her to eat out Melanie.
by JunkieJohn August 3, 2020
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bot commands

bot commands useless piece of chat. Seriously, who uses that novadays? It's so stupid and it's doesn't even exist!
Only pussies using it for bot commands. We have cool #tabs and #general for that. Pffft.
Yato: bot commands
Literally everyone: NO SHUT UP WE WON'T!!1!
by Terren October 17, 2019
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The Ten Commandments

1. be gay do crime
2. sweater weather
3. they look so pretty it hurts
4. dreamnotfound
5. yeah i’ve met jared (of course i’ve met jared!)
6. 66
6. clear phone case
6. cuffed jeans
9. elsa

10. cottage in the woods
it’s the ten commandments duel”
number one
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Commanders

A group of under performing clowns. Normally run by someone completely incompetent.
Did you hear they botched the tribute ceremony again? What a bunch of Commanders.
by B. Allen1956 February 1, 2022
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