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Comfortable Killer

A killer who is oblivious to the fact (or not) that they are killing/harming something or someone is someway.
Look at all the garbage people leave around, polluting the ocean and ground for our future kids and animals.. Such comfortable killers.
by OneComfortableKiller September 4, 2010
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Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 26, 2011
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fuckass comfort

Something that brings you comfort and you have NO IDEA why it does. This can be due to something about said thing, appearance, themes, demeanor, ect.
I1 Temporary bliss state from Everywhere at the End of Time is a fuckass comfort because dementia scares me.
by corvus x3 September 13, 2025
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Shitty City Comfort

Living like a noble in a fucked up city; hood rich
"How'd that kid get so fat in this area?"
"Dude's just got that Shitty City Comfort."
by justphuckoff October 23, 2019
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Comfort Wanket

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.
I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.
by Acerpacer May 8, 2015
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reverse comfort

Described as you (or the person) being the one giving the comforting rather than receiving. Often a fanfiction, asmr audio, and romantic trope.
“I enjoy reading reverse comfort because I have a high emotional capacity and am able to understand other’s feelings as if they were personal.”
by ialwayseatup December 10, 2023
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comfort

When i see this word i just think about BangChan, his smile is comfortable
Everytime i think about him i feel safe, he’s the definition of comfort
by gayminsung October 1, 2021
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