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Pet Collecting

(The Real Life Equivalent to Pokemon Catching)

Essencially Bug/Reptile Catching but with Mammals

Basically you use Cages/Crates to Catch Mammals and Guns with Nets to Catch Birds

Then you Keep Them as a Pet Until they Die Where you Make a Taxidermy Out of Them for Display (Just like with Insects)

Some People May Also Use These Exotic Pets For Protection or to Fight With (Just like a Pokemon) While Most Just use the Pet as a Mythical Companion

This Practice of Pet Collecting However is Very Illegal in Most Countries

(More So than Getting an Exotic Pet Through the Black Market or a Farm)
So Proceed with Caution
Kid 1: Hey Look at What i Found

Kid 2: What is It

Kid 1: its a A Raccoon I Found While Pet Collecting

Kid 2: ill Give it a Treat if my Squirrel Can Handle Fighting it

Kid 1 OK Bring it On!
by baliebox4916 February 9, 2023
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Supreme Collection

AKA biggest, baddest truck group in southern states. And northern states cause fuck them yankees. Block Boyz don’t even lean! #SupremeDaWave
Look at Supreme Collection. Them fools sliding!!!
by shiesty420 April 10, 2023
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The Collector

An adorable space toddler from the Disney show The Owl House.
by Dawnishspawn June 11, 2023
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Tax Colletor

A retarded dog who collects taxes for the crusader coons. He sits at the entrance of the old dead castle of coon cock castle.
Tax colletor
by Jose Alvarado June 16, 2023
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Shit Collector

Someone who always looks at the shitty side of a situation.

Someone who can always spin something good into bad.
I was excited about my new job. But my girl started complaining about the uniforms. She’s a total shit collector
by Chapper27 July 20, 2023
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Mans Collection

A type of collection granted typically when you do something good against your opponent

Eg. Break someones ankles in basketball or beat someone in a game of some sort
When you beat someone or do something good the person typically says "mans collection is due!"

Or If it's something spectacular or embarrassing the opponent does you would say " This is a Mans collection, clean up is due on isle 5"
by Todgenmans August 20, 2024
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Tapestry Collector

A Tapestry Collector is a woke hippie/Alt female , dyed hair with bangs , facial piercings , uses recreational drugs , has a pet Animal , usually wearing pajama pants and doesn’t shower , hairy vagina and usually has a smelly asshole , offended by everything and wants to cancel everyone. Accuses everyone of Misgendering them , claims to be Bi-Sexual , and of course Collects Non Stop Tapestry And Contradicts Everything they stand for by having an ONLYFANS account
“You going to Shambala? “
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”

“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“

“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”

“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”
by Bluebangs October 10, 2023
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