by PositiveNegative297 August 24, 2021
A sex position for a two male one female threesome in which the two men face each other and the woman is hung upside down via one knee over the shoulder of one man. She is then penetrated vaginally and anally by each man respectively and swung back and forth. Resembling the pendulum of a grandfather clock.
"Simon asked if i wanted to make a grandfather clock the other day."
"You're not a clockmaker"
"Neither is simon"
"You're not a clockmaker"
"Neither is simon"
by Slaginsecret May 13, 2023
"Utd have signed Ronaldo...tick tock goes the Moyseh clock"
6 months later Ronaldo is on his worse run of scoring for 13 years and Utd are 23 pts off the top of the league.
6 months later Ronaldo is on his worse run of scoring for 13 years and Utd are 23 pts off the top of the league.
by Superhoop February 15, 2022
When a male student arrives at a new school and all the girls are attracted to him. The attractiveness of this student does not matter because the time of the clock will eventually run out. Girls are attracted to this student because he is new material.
"Have you seen the new kid, Scotty?"
"Yeah man, he's stealing all of our bitches"
"Well, his cock clock will run out soon enough"
"Yeah man, he's stealing all of our bitches"
"Well, his cock clock will run out soon enough"
by Trident of Treason December 04, 2020
When You Hang Your Cock On A Clock And Watch It Keep Turning Until It Hurts, Like A Form Of Pleasure And Pain, For Kinky Motherfuckers 😂
Ever Tried A Cock Clock? It's Hurts But Feels Great At The Same Time, My Cock's Red From The Last Time I Did It!
by NotOkayAtAll69 June 01, 2022
The act of making love robustly; " Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."
by Pete Pigbristles June 29, 2014
by Guido and The Guy April 25, 2023