Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.

Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.

by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013

cracking clocks

The act of making love robustly; " Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."

" Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."

by Pete Pigbristles June 28, 2014

Sex clock

Now u know what’s a sex clock

I use the “:sex clock:”

by Mr.GOAT.444 May 28, 2020

Burning the clock

Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care

she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock

by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019

bang clock

Countdown until you will have sex with your significant other. Primarily used by long distance couples.

My bang clock is still at 54 days. I might have to book at earlier flight.

by roadkill66 August 27, 2017

Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock

I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock

by Guido and The Guy April 24, 2023

Cock Clock

When You Hang Your Cock On A Clock And Watch It Keep Turning Until It Hurts, Like A Form Of Pleasure And Pain, For Kinky Motherfuckers 😂

Ever Tried A Cock Clock? It's Hurts But Feels Great At The Same Time, My Cock's Red From The Last Time I Did It!

by NotOkayAtAll69 May 31, 2022