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choke-a-nuts

Women's breasts that are large and pop out of the top of their bras nearly enough to choke them.
"Did you see that Baywatch episode where Pam was running down the beach and nearly knocked herself down with her choke-a-nuts?"
by cmskellington July 19, 2006
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weiner choke

a trick where the guys penis is wrapped around someone else's neck, keeping them from breathing
i slept over at my friends house yesterday and while he was sleeping i put him in a hella tight weiner choke and he passed out
by 12logan121 February 24, 2010
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Choking the chegwin

When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.
'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'
by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018
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choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget
Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.
by hairydwarf February 7, 2014
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vanilla choke

I gave my girlfriend a "Vanilla Choke" last night. Forgot to tell her I was ready, & a little went into her wind pipe. She coughed a few times.
That is a Vanilla Choke,...
by Craxy J October 7, 2013
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The Musselman Choke

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.
An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:

Person 1:i think i will get the waffles

Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Person 1: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke
by Hunger Striker July 8, 2011
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Hungarian Choke

When you cut off someones neck sac, grill it, nut on it, and feed to your gf before throwing her off of a building.
Man, I sure do want to Hungarian Choke my science teacher, she's hot but such a jerk.
by Overwatch-me-papi November 15, 2016
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