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Chocolate Candy Apple

AKA "The Brown Christening"

Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.

is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
by The Lizard-The Fox November 2, 2010
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chocolate milk belly

bobby: my stomach hurts from drinking too much chocolate milk last night
drew: you got the chocolate milk belly?
bobby: hell yeah
by pepperoniplayboy November 30, 2015
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Chocolate logging

The act of defecating into the mouth of a partner. Faeces is passed from the anus of one individual into the mouth of another for sexual purposes.
"Chaz gave me a fantastic chocolate logging last night."
by Keatface March 18, 2007
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Chocolate Pineapple

A big piece of shit shaped like a pineapple (also can look like a human brain) that rips open your anus before crashing into the toilet and throwing water onto your now bleeding, burning ass hole.
"Damn, not even this Angel Soft can repair the damage this chocolate pineapple has done."
by Roman G September 27, 2005
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Chocolate Cheese Cork

a.k.a. The Triple C

When a man does not shower for a lengthy period of time allowing him to accumulate a healthy deposit of smegma on his penis. He then follows by having anal sex causing
said smegma to rub off and accumulate in and around the anus which then dries and crustifies causing a blockage. This results in a brutal case of constipation and backed-up feces against the cheesy anus cork.
Tammy: "Trixie, you're not looking too good...what's wrong?"
Trixie: "I let this guy go through the back door last week, and I've been feeling like crap ever since."
Tammy: "Did he happen to smell really bad?"
Trixie: "Actually ya...how'd you know?"
Tammy: "Ah ha...you got Triple C'ed..."

Wendy: "Doc, I haven't been able to go boom boom for quite a while now..."
Doctor: "Let me take a look...holy moly, you've got a Chocolate Cheese Cork."
Wendy: "Sweet Cheesus...not again."
Doctor: "Wait here, I'm gonna find some nachos!"
by t-rex machine August 23, 2011
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Chocolate Mist

A fine mist of aerosoliezed fecal matter "accidentally" released when the intent is to merely fart in your significant others face.
1. Oh oh oh oh!!! Sweet Jessie I tasted that chocolate mist, mmm hmm.

2. If that chocolate mist was more powerful it would have been a hot carl.

3. What could I do? She countered my argument with a chocolate mist.

4. She threw up on me because she was laughing so hard about chocolate misting in my face.

5. The only way to get the chocolate mist out of my mouth was to gargle with mouth wash for 20 mins after!
by Chocolate mistee September 25, 2010
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Chocolate fountain

The result of a big bag of chocolate on top of a hot train roof
"Yes, open your mouths, it's our very own chocolate fountain!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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