Holy Roman Chainsaw

When someone hits your back in a circular motion like a toddler, and it feels like a back massage

Dude, that man with tiddies gave me a Holy Roman Chainsaw

by yoinkysploinkyguy March 8, 2024

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females

you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

by sesa me July 27, 2024

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology

When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.

by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025