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Non certus Binary offspring

For those sensitive gender identity crisis prick.. i.e someone who was not sure if they had a gender or not..
Non certus binary offspring was just a gender joke between me and chingkhawl Valte.
by Kimitheterrible February 22, 2019
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Certofoed

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed
by Jacob December 17, 2004
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Certified Basedking

Certified Basedking is when a person is great and make awesome music. They also disguard haters. They are motivated my faith and love what they do.
Certified Basedking doesn't care about any haters at all.
by mrswag454 July 27, 2011
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Certicalcinomonososociocity

when people are mean to other people unless you have food.
I had a kit kat. Chris wanted some. So i gave him one, and he offered a fist bump. After fist bumping, i noticed he had something written on his hand. It said "HATE."

He was using Certicalcinomonososociocity towards me.
by Kit Kat(: December 4, 2011
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Certified Platinum

Something extremely legit and cool you respect and desire.
Omg look at that girls Nirvana shirt like heaven like certified platinum.
by MELISSAMURRAY November 11, 2012
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Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.
Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.
by philomela March 14, 2015
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certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance
Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe
by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016
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