by got to go potty January 27, 2008
Get the canadamug. Canada many have said is the land that the Usa wouldnt waste the time it would take to bash all 9 of the mounties that protect that barren land to plunder and pillage everything the retarded people that dont know any better then to move to a real country, but that just isnt true. The USA is way too smart to waste the one soldier that it would take to conquer the land because the great USA knows that if they wanted the only good things that come out of Canada, the whiskey, the weed, the oil, and the whores, all they would need to do is hold up a shiny nickel and lead all of the idiots to the tundra. Though all isnt lost, Canada is holding the olympics this year and have began the first ever, sure to be the most popular and famous game of all time called " Stoning the stupid fucking Canadian " , with the USA sure to take all medals in this great event !! There is only just one problem though, all residents qualify to take part, and there just is not enough time to let every qualifier to take part !!
Hey Dude, you ever been to Canada ?? What the fuck you talking about ?? Sure I been to Canada, isnt that where the USA ships all the retards to ?? Canada is gonna be the new Asia right ??
by The proud Intelligent American February 14, 2010
Get the Canadamug. A beautiful, peace loving nation that is populated by the largest group of sissy faggots on earth. The only country that even comes close to them is Cuba.
Canada was founded thousands of years ago by the French. They like the American founders, sought to gain freedom for their beliefs.
The only difference is that Americans wanted to have freedom of expression, religion, speech, a say in how their government works, etc.
Canadia was founded to have a sanctuary where men would not be frounded upon for pole-smoking. They are like a San Francisco to the world.
They allowed terrorists to gain entry to America on several occasions.
Canada was founded thousands of years ago by the French. They like the American founders, sought to gain freedom for their beliefs.
The only difference is that Americans wanted to have freedom of expression, religion, speech, a say in how their government works, etc.
Canadia was founded to have a sanctuary where men would not be frounded upon for pole-smoking. They are like a San Francisco to the world.
They allowed terrorists to gain entry to America on several occasions.
Bob: Hey what is that country that is made up of a bunch of gay-homosexuals?
Dave: Canada.
Bob: A Canadian, Romanian, and Albanian get captured by a tribe of homosexuals cannibals. Who doesn't get eaten for dinner.
Dave: I don't know.
Bob: The Canadian. He gave the best blowjob.
Canada is the number one cause for headaches and cancer.
They suck BALLZ!!!
Dave: Canada.
Bob: A Canadian, Romanian, and Albanian get captured by a tribe of homosexuals cannibals. Who doesn't get eaten for dinner.
Dave: I don't know.
Bob: The Canadian. He gave the best blowjob.
Canada is the number one cause for headaches and cancer.
They suck BALLZ!!!
by Jo mama 23 February 9, 2009
Get the Canadamug. Guy 1: Wow, Canada did a lot in WWI.
Guy 2: Yeah, but did you know that they didn't even fight for their independence?
Guy 2: Yeah, but did you know that they didn't even fight for their independence?
by TTTP June 20, 2007
Get the canadamug. fishing and weed = cool
hunting? I don't know,do you Canucks hunt without guns?
their beer is a bit watery for my taste though...i think those who are ranting and raving about it are kids
Unfortunately they have an effeminate communist view of guns.That's gay,eh?
Rush = a really good band
BTO and Guess Who...gotta love Randy Bachman...but they can be a little weird politically but we'll forgive them
Triumph was cool...FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT,EH?
hunting? I don't know,do you Canucks hunt without guns?
their beer is a bit watery for my taste though...i think those who are ranting and raving about it are kids
Unfortunately they have an effeminate communist view of guns.That's gay,eh?
Rush = a really good band
BTO and Guess Who...gotta love Randy Bachman...but they can be a little weird politically but we'll forgive them
Triumph was cool...FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT,EH?
I never had any problems with Canadians until I talked to them on the internet.Never knew you were such bitchy little trash talkers.:-)
Just don't badmouth my gun rights and I'll get along with you alot better.
It's not the guns it's the criminals.
And the criminals are fucked up because they were influenced by sex and drugs too early in life through the liberal media which actually glorifies sluts and gangs!
Just don't badmouth my gun rights and I'll get along with you alot better.
It's not the guns it's the criminals.
And the criminals are fucked up because they were influenced by sex and drugs too early in life through the liberal media which actually glorifies sluts and gangs!
Get the canadamug.