An Extremely Sexy guy who the ladies cannot resist. A person whose imperfections you know and can live with. A person who "wants" to make you happy. A person you can be totally yourself with. A person who laughs at the same things and gets your sense of humor. A person you trust to take care of you if and when you need it. I've found that person and he has to love you when you're mean, ugly, and unlovabe because he knows you love him and these are your imperfections that he can live with. And his name is Miles Merkley. You cannot match his swag.
1. "Hey do you know that kid over there?"
"Where?" (Person looks and melts) "That's Miles Merkley...
2. "Who's that sexy guy over there?"
"I can't look, he's too sexy"
"Where?" (Person looks and melts) "That's Miles Merkley...
2. "Who's that sexy guy over there?"
"I can't look, he's too sexy"
by KendallJenner November 8, 2012
Get the Miles Merkleymug. Jamie will you stop nautical mileing again you've been on the conspiracy topic for over 4hours now can I finally take the kids to school ?
by Nautical mileing May 27, 2023
Get the Nautical mileingmug. by Random_Assortment_Of_Letters August 23, 2016
Get the a man's milemug. Matt: "How much farther is there? I'm dying here!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"
by tankwithteeth October 2, 2020
Get the Holdridge Milemug. Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.
by Bill Murray July 20, 2016
Get the Miles's Anusmug. Step one: dick slap your partner so hard their heart stops.
Step two: once they are 6-feet under acquire a shovel of some kind and proceed to dig up their exciments.
Step three: once you open the coffin they are buried in, use the shovel to dig a mile down so when you are committing necrophilia not a soul can hear you (Note this may take some time).
Step four: once the hole is Doug climb out again and push the coffin down the hole. (Ensure enough room at the bottom the the sex pit to allow space for flexible monouvers).
Step five: slip down your underwear and proceed the fuck any maggot filled hole of your choice. Once the maggots have attached themselves to your penis and started making friendly conversations with your crabs continue to shit on the skull of the victim, one the hot, steamy load is to the suitable size, watch as the methane fills lump of shit melts the face and reveals the victims eye sockets.
Step six: once the shit has reached core temperature of 40 Degrees Celsius, insert your penis into the eye sockets and blow your load until the mixture of semen and shit streams out of her nose like a the Alaskan snow dragon.
Step seven: proceed to fuck the dead corpse in the anus, achieveing maximum penetration, leave the maggots to crawl of your penis into the corpses anus. Once this step is complete you will have achieved the mile down and earned your place on the wall of fame. Once on the wall of fame you get a free refillable soda cup at Nando's.
Step two: once they are 6-feet under acquire a shovel of some kind and proceed to dig up their exciments.
Step three: once you open the coffin they are buried in, use the shovel to dig a mile down so when you are committing necrophilia not a soul can hear you (Note this may take some time).
Step four: once the hole is Doug climb out again and push the coffin down the hole. (Ensure enough room at the bottom the the sex pit to allow space for flexible monouvers).
Step five: slip down your underwear and proceed the fuck any maggot filled hole of your choice. Once the maggots have attached themselves to your penis and started making friendly conversations with your crabs continue to shit on the skull of the victim, one the hot, steamy load is to the suitable size, watch as the methane fills lump of shit melts the face and reveals the victims eye sockets.
Step six: once the shit has reached core temperature of 40 Degrees Celsius, insert your penis into the eye sockets and blow your load until the mixture of semen and shit streams out of her nose like a the Alaskan snow dragon.
Step seven: proceed to fuck the dead corpse in the anus, achieveing maximum penetration, leave the maggots to crawl of your penis into the corpses anus. Once this step is complete you will have achieved the mile down and earned your place on the wall of fame. Once on the wall of fame you get a free refillable soda cup at Nando's.
by The Mandingo Brothers June 21, 2017
Get the mile downmug. by Mushka5 October 7, 2010
Get the Detroit Milemug.