Bullshit Button

Button that says nothing but bullshit

I own a Bullshit Button

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

Done a Button

Doing just enough to get by.

Did you get a promotion?
Yeah, done a button the last few days so promotion was in the bag and boss thinks im a hard worker.

How was last term at university?
Messed around the first 3 months drinking etc then done a button just to make sure I passed.

by Mr Benn October 21, 2009

flag button

the flag button, you literally can't be more useless than this

hey, this definition is wack, yo. time to press the "flag button"

by Ian cool February 11, 2021

Flesh button

When a man has a full bush and only the tip of penis is showing.

When the naked Asian jumps out of the trunk in the hangover he had a total flesh button.

by LaffyLULU July 17, 2011

Bixby Button

A aggrivatingly useless side-button on Samsung S8 phones and later models which when pushed, usually by accident, launches Samsung's attempt at an assistant. Later versions would not allow the button to be remapped, rendering it useless without the installation of third-party apps.

Also used as an insult when describing some pointless and annoying feature on a device.

I was talking on the phone when I put it in the car mount and it pressed the annoying Bixby button.

"Wi-Fi for a toothbrush? That's as useless as a Bixby button"

by M2A November 29, 2019

knocker button

Also known as a “nipple”, the knocker button is used to feed infant children.

Little Johnny latched right onto his mother’s knocker buttons in order to nourish is hunger.

by Dkelz December 26, 2018

Mecham Button

Euphemism for a cat's asshole, named after former Arizona governor Evan Mecham (1924-2008). Mecham achieved notoriety when he rescinded the MLK holiday in Arizona, claiming that Martin Luther King Jr. was not of sufficient stature to deserve a holiday; he was ultimately impeached for obstruction of justice after serving one year in office. A popular joke during the campaign asked, "why do cats lick their assholes? They're polishing their Mecham Buttons."

Honey, don't let the cat sleep on my pillow; I don't want his Mecham Button rubbing where I put my face.

by GOPSackSuckers October 26, 2014