A steaming turd placed between two slices of bread. Variations include; Turd burger with cheese, Turd BLT, and the turd muffin. Although, nobody has eaten one of these before, it's believed we all will by the year 2060.
by Jeremy December 8, 2004

a scared son of a bitch who looks like a fucking fruit salad that doesnt do anything all day cause thier scared
by Dino Spinelli June 29, 2010

by matt dizzie January 20, 2009

An exclamatory remark used to express an idividual's general feeling of depression,apathy, and pointlessness about their present situation in life.
Martha: I just feel like I'm in a rut at work. I haven't had a promotion in fifteen years... I've plateaued!
Chad: Gee, I know the feeling- we're just flippin' burgers Martha!
Chad: Gee, I know the feeling- we're just flippin' burgers Martha!
by brigadoon March 28, 2009

Urban legend about a disgruntled fast food employee who had AIDS. He was said to have injected his blood into warm hamburger patties to incubate the virus with the intent of infecting random burger joint patrons with HIV.
Recently popularized by a South Park episode in which Jimmy Buffett did an AIDS benefit concert for little Eric Cartman. The episode actually made no mention of the urban legend, but used the term in a parody of a well known Jimmy Buffett tune.
Recently popularized by a South Park episode in which Jimmy Buffett did an AIDS benefit concert for little Eric Cartman. The episode actually made no mention of the urban legend, but used the term in a parody of a well known Jimmy Buffett tune.
by knob lock March 20, 2008

by PJ Russo April 21, 2005

waiter: ' what would you like tonight sir?"
sir: " I would like a roethlis-burger"
waiter: " Yes, that will be 4.95. Thank You, your food will be here shortly."
sir: " I would like a roethlis-burger"
waiter: " Yes, that will be 4.95. Thank You, your food will be here shortly."
by TRS*@! January 11, 2008
