hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010

Raw Bumper

A sex act involving a group of dry masturbating gentlemen and or gentleladies where upon the completion of climax fist bumps between group members abound.

Kevin, Connor, Matt and Isak, sampling a fine sherry, did the raw bumper into the night. In the morning, their hands and fists were equally tired.

by DoubleDutchRudder May 19, 2018

Back bumper

Worldwide term for someone’s ass

She’s got a back bumper! Who knew!!

by whiteguy16262626 October 31, 2021

Grumper Bumper

When you are in a bad mood but your significant other wants to engage in sexual intercourse. This is called the grumper bumper because although you're not in the mood, who are you to turn down sex, so you push through with the grumper bumper?

My hoe ass bitch burned my toast, and thought she deserved this dick! She pissed me off so I gave her the grumper bumper.

by keithyweithy June 23, 2022

Bumper Eater

When you follow tooo close on the highway .

Can you Believe this car behind me? He is a total bumper eater.

by Paytonlisious40 September 15, 2025

bumper nickle arse monkey

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city

Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?

by tHe--cReAtOr March 24, 2023

Bumper sandwich

When you are backing your truck up and you hit a screaming goblin man with the back of your truck

man: how about a bumper sandwich booger lips hehehehehe.
goblin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by YellowSnow121 February 20, 2025