bored shitless

Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.

I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.

by T1988 November 11, 2006

Dead bored

bored till like a dead person.

Alissa : heyy girl, hows yesterday?
Me : dead bored.

by Beandots January 29, 2009

Bored Surf

The pointless surfing you do online when you are extremely bored.

Justin: "Hey man, what are you going to do tonight"
Tony: "Nothing really man, i think i'll just bored surf"

by Tony "spade face" April 13, 2010

Facebook-bored

That state in which you're so incredibly bored that you actually choose to tune into the lives of those who share the same feeling via hit social networking service Facebook.

A: hey d00d, just going to click the 'ol home feed until something happens
B: wow, me too, how about that traditional Facebook-bored feeling

by Pseudointellectualcontributor May 17, 2010

Bored Husband

A husband or boyfriend who follows or sits and waits on a bench their wife or girlfriend while she shops. Usually found in malls, sitting on a bench while on their phone, or falling asleep.

I was like a bored husband today, just following my friends around while they shopped because I didn't have any shopping money.

by klepthomaniac June 27, 2016

Nigel Boring

The most SAVAGE man you will ever meet. Get down on one knee and propose while you still have a chance.

Nigel is so SAVAGE. Nigel Boring!

by Leo is mole rat November 22, 2019

Full Bore

The maximum, 100% the best it can ever get, the biggest, the most etc.

"Go full bore! Get 'er outta the mud!" Carl said to his buddy who was stuck in a huge mud puddle.

by XxxhttpsxxX November 28, 2019