bored shitless

Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.

I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.

by T1988 November 09, 2006

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Dead bored

bored till like a dead person.

Alissa : heyy girl, hows yesterday?
Me : dead bored.

by Beandots January 29, 2009

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bored eating

When you bored af and you resort to eating random shit in order to briefly quench your immense boredom

I was so bored I started bored eating

The only eating I do is bored eating

by Yurts.are.love.yurts.are.life July 17, 2017

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Bored Husband

A husband or boyfriend who follows or sits and waits on a bench their wife or girlfriend while she shops. Usually found in malls, sitting on a bench while on their phone, or falling asleep.

I was like a bored husband today, just following my friends around while they shopped because I didn't have any shopping money.

by klepthomaniac June 27, 2016

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