Hilton Bingo

Best place in the us nation

(I own every single one don’t tell anyone)

We should head down to the Hilton Bingo and eat some Cheetos

by Lit Nathan March 8, 2024

Bingo Bestie

A joke for certain people like me and a few others.

Hey Bingo Bestie lets go get my money from the dole on Friday and go to the bingo.

by Bingo bestie December 8, 2019

Bingo card

This is a slang term for a pussy used among the dirty whores who have entered their geriatric state.

Andy get your big sweaty ass over here and use your bopper on my bingo card while I run my fingers through your luscious curls.

by Tenaciousron July 19, 2019

bingo

Refers to the common phrases one may hear from people when they tell others they do not want kids. Imagine it like a BINGO board, covered in these common phrases. The joke is that the phrases and pleas are so common, it's almost like you can play a game of BINGO with them.

This phrasing is used in the childfree community to outline the stereotypical criticisms people face when they mention they do not want children.

I knew that I didn't want to have kids since I was a teen, but every so often when the topic comes up with a date, she will bingo me.

Last night, my parents bingo'd me about when they'll be having grand children. They don't know about the vasectomy, and neither does my girlfriend.

by BernieBroDan August 14, 2021

Missed check table bingo

When you jump from table to table ordering drinks to avoid being added to any check when it’s time to pay

Aunt Lucy is playing missed check table bingo again!

by BillyBSevenOne July 4, 2022

bingo drumming

When a guy has been doing you repetitively for way too long so you just yell “BINGO!” to end your misery.

“How was your date?”
“Ugh, guy was bingo drumming me for like 30 minutes before I called it. I’m still raw. He had it coming.”
“But not you!”

by dicktoenail July 9, 2019

Tootsie roll bingo

Another term for anal sex

I'm headed to the club to play some tootsie roll bingo!

by Shiteshady February 27, 2017