beer and titties

good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances

i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

Beer o'clock

Another way of saying "time for a drink"
Can be used at finishing time of work, at the end of a sporting event or any time that "time for a drink" would be mist appropriate

at work day's end
"righto boys, beer o'clock"

by bridgenie August 21, 2005

beer clouds

Anyone who works outdoors knows when it rains you don't work, so refer to cumulus nimbus clouds as "beer clouds". They provide a break, where one could potentially enjoy a beer.

Matt: "Those look like beer clouds.."
Ryan: Ya, we might have the day off tomorrow.

by T1M3 August 21, 2011

Wolk Beer

Any beer can that has been crushed towards the middle of the can, but still contains approximately half the beer of a full can.

"What the fuck is this shit, this beer is still full"

"Oh, that's just a Wolk Beer. You're bitchass can only drink ten normal beers. Me on the otherhand, I can drink like twenty Wolk Beers."

by Tanny14618 June 25, 2009

That’s so beer

A phrase used to describe someone or something that is absolutely frat as fuck. Something that is “so beer” must be related to shotgunning, chugging, funneling, getting unhealthy amounts of pussy, the nelk boys, anything fraternal, etc.

“Bro! Look at this badass Steve will do it funnel I just copped! “Damn dude, that’s so beer!”

by Charles McNeal July 09, 2021

hobo beer

A hobo beer is an old beer that someone did not finish. Once found the next day, especially in scary apartment basements, they are often left out in the middle of the room, as hobo bait. The logic being, if a hobo came down there, he'd drink the beer for sure. Then we'd have to whap him upside the head and straitjacket him. On acid.

Only dumbasses drink hobo beers, accidently or otherwise.
See: Lehr

by taylormuller February 01, 2007

ghost beer

When you inadvertently reach for a beer that does not exist.

Usually seen when sitting in your favorite chair while watching your favorite sport or tv show.

"Did you see that, I totally reached for my ghost beer"

"man, I need another round...I can't stop ghost beering"

by SOB1313 February 05, 2010