Louisiana Barn Fire

After putting on a condom, take a bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce (has to be Louisiana in order to fit the name)and pour it all over your dick, and then you proceed to stick your dick in the girl's ass, causing a burining sensation, much like a barn fire.

Dude, I totally gave that broad a Louisiana Barn Fire last night, i was wasted.

by LawlessCollege September 04, 2009

wichita barn burner

1. The act of using Tabasco sauce as anal lubeduring anal sex. After climax, the Tabasco sauce and other liquids are then felched out.
2. An individual who burns barns in the city of Wichita.

1. That wichita barn burner that I gave yesterday hurt so good!
2. I am a wichita barn burner and am proud of the fires that I start.

by Garthhh October 04, 2005

Sharpest cookie in the barn

used to describe someone who has made an intelligent comment or is simply very intelligent/sharp.

Gumbo: Holy crap i just performed cold fusion! And I'm only 3!!

Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....

by Klaustifer van shulifet July 21, 2009

chalk your barn

repeted ass fucking untill the anal region is bleed profusively (no lube)
also used as an expression when you dominate your opponet

I so chalk your barn
We chalked there barn

by Bigdady December 16, 2010

james “bucky” barnes

super hot.
he can literally do anything to me

girl one: whos james “bucky” barnes?
me: a super hot daddy

by dilfsandmilfsrhot November 20, 2021

cleaning out the barn

1. an epic dump
2. a medical procedure which requires cleaning of the colon, i.e. colonoscopy

Man, I ran out of toilet paper last night while cleaning out the barn and I had to use my boxers.

by SmooveDog April 29, 2011

Was tha born in a barn

An expression that can be used in conjunction with put wood in t'oil to tell someone to shut the door

Bob: *Leaves two doors open"
Jim: "Was tha born in a barn? Put wood in t' oil!"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021