Coma Blanket

A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....

I was going to adult today, but .....Coma Blanket.

by Jessmeow January 26, 2018

pig in a blanket

Ones outer skin that foulds over the tip of the dick.

Old people have pig in a blanket.

by dickbutt4232 August 13, 2015

Pig in a blanket

When someone wraps themselves in a blanket and fills it with farts.

I feel like Gavin is huffing his farts right now. He’s doing the pig in a blanket.

by CheesyToes36 July 14, 2020

Pig in a blanket

An undercover cop

Let’s bounce, I’m pretty sure there’s a pig in a blanket here.

by Bridget Awesome December 25, 2021

Sea Blanket

A manta ray, so named because their flat, flexible bodies resemble blankets

I saw the cutest baby sea blanket at the aquarium today!

by CosetteDaae March 31, 2015

Temperature Blanket

A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day

The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year

Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"

by EmzieWemzie May 09, 2023

Thicc blanket

A blanket that is warm, fuzzy, cozy...but most of all, she. is. THICC !!

Damn, that blanket is thicc as hell !!!

Thicc blanket in the HOUSE!

by BigMamaSamantha March 26, 2020