awkward water

The water you drink whenever you're witnessing an awkward situation

*Give a round of applause for Susie, our freshman candidate for next years sophomore council!*
Hey g-guys hows it going?? *voicecrack* ahem, um...
*drinks awkward water*

by djd1899 May 1, 2015

Webcam Awkwardness

A mental disorder whereby a person finds it incredibly awkward to interact over webcam with people they know or are quite friendly with.

Generally, people who suffer from Webcam Awkwardness are perfectly okay with complete strangers talking to them over webcam, but do not like friends awkwardly staring at them on the computer screen.

Lizzie would spend all day on Omegle having 10-second conversations with randomers from all around the world, but due to her severe case of Webcam Awkwardness, she could not bring herself to have a conversation over webcam with Patrick.

by arabella123 November 6, 2012

Curb Awkwardness

After saying farewell to someone and getting into vehicle and not moving immediatly , so the person just looks at you without talking. Even worse when the window is down.

Jim: i said goodbye to mandy and my mum didnt drive off straight away and the window was down!
James: Thats SERIOUS curb awkwardness

by Jack0thattssme September 7, 2010

Awkward Sandwich

When two fully naked people proceed to have sex with each other while two people who are fully clothed are directly below and on top of them, acting as the bread.

I was finally able to convince my friends to be the bread in my girlfriend and I's awkward sandwich.

My dick accidentally hit the bottom bread's face while we were 69-ing in our awkward sandwich.

by Stache Man January 8, 2015

Awkward buffer

A person who goes along to a social situation to buffer the awkwardness. Used often when you're trying to get to know someone, but certainly not in the "date" sort of way. Works best if the awkward buffer is a friend of both parties.

Bob: I'm going to meet Maria tonight so we can hang out and get to know each other. Could you come with and be an awkward buffer?

Shelly: Sure! I'm good friends with her, I'll help keep the conversation going :)

by You_don't_know_who_i_is_>:) November 3, 2011

awkward cup

A cup or glass held in your hand at a social gathering, to make it seem as if you are occupied to avoid social interaction or confrontation

Gathered around a group at a party: *Slowly sips from the awkward cup and looks around without speaking*

by Beezy_Bman October 9, 2013

Awkward chicken

A game of chicken; two people try to make the other player back out by creating an awkward situation between them.

She beat me in awkward chicken by stroking my inner thigh; it got too weird.

by thatderpychick June 2, 2015