The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.
Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
by superdada May 8, 2018
Get the butt autismmug. An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)
by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025
Get the Blueberry Muffin Autismmug. It's almost like they're on an acid trip their whole life. Some are silly, smart or violent/temperamental and extremely difficult to raise and comfort with their psychological conditions. As they get older the mind does not mature properly and can remain in an adolescent state their whole life while still being highly functional adults that even have careers.
One of my biggest challenges as a camp counselor was making sure the autistic children were also having a good time.
Autism
A developmental disorder of variable severity that is characterized by difficulty in social interaction and communication and by restricted or repetitive patterns of thought and behavior (as well as physical and drug abuse). Originally with reference to a condition in which fantasy dominates over reality, regarded as a symptom of schizophrenia and other disorders on the autistic spectrum.
Autism
A developmental disorder of variable severity that is characterized by difficulty in social interaction and communication and by restricted or repetitive patterns of thought and behavior (as well as physical and drug abuse). Originally with reference to a condition in which fantasy dominates over reality, regarded as a symptom of schizophrenia and other disorders on the autistic spectrum.
by TrilliniteGodSon February 12, 2022
Get the Autismmug. by Bamsefar69 January 27, 2018
Get the Heino-Autismmug. 
1: " yippee!! "
2: " you probably kin The Psiioniic just for saying that.."
Being called autism could refer to Psiioniic
2: " you probably kin The Psiioniic just for saying that.."
Being called autism could refer to Psiioniic
by 🎉 May 12, 2023
Get the Autismmug. The undeniable unpleasant taste of material soley targeted to a niche group/community that makes one cringe when witnessed by someone outside said group. With an aftertaste of existentialism on why are we here obsessing about small trivial things.
"Did you know Hot Wheels cars originally used guitar string and had actual suspension, using aerospace engineer(s) to create the high speed Hot Wheels was known fo- OH and every background car that raced in Cars the movie has their own lore -"
"Yeah that's enough autism sludge for me thank you very much."
"Yeah that's enough autism sludge for me thank you very much."
by MasterSushis October 27, 2025
Get the autism sludgemug.