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Ashton

A fucking ass hole that is a huge simp for Maddies or Madisons. Maddies he prefers tend to have brown medium hair hazel eyes about 5, 4 or 5, 5 and is very thicc. Ashton is a HUGE narcissist and tends to think hes lived by all when everyone talks behind his back and hates him. Tends to fail at asking Maddies out just like he fails every test. While asking maddies out, he tends to put his hand in his pants for an extra boost of confidence.
Usually doesn't take showers for around 2-3 weeks and instead covers his stench with 300 pounds of axe. Often misses a bus in the mornings because he thinks he gets bullied and cant take the pressure. Doesn't listen to anyones opinion or suggestions because his is very ignorant. During school hours, he often picks his nose and eats it, but tries to cover it up with his hand. Body checks people named wyatt into a bathroom stall in pure anger after being REJECTED by people named maddie. Tends to take up all of keltons space on the bus and makes him fall into a state of pure depression. His comebacks usually consist of "so" "that's a you problem" or "thanks for the gesture".
Oh there's Ashton, let me go kill myself.
by Selenathehoe May 5, 2020
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a boy who uses ANYONE for sex
bro, ashton sucks
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Ashton

A person who try’s to hard to be funny and popular and says “did i ask“ to much and they are whiter then olaf.
Dude you’re being such an Ashton just stop
by Woris2216 February 24, 2020
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Ashton

A kid that try’s to hard to be popular and funny and keeps saying “did i ask” to much. Is whiter then olaf.
Your being such an ashton
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by b o x March 21, 2020
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Sexy man, handsome man, gets every girls, will be rich when he is older than 18. Can be a disease for ugly people so when they have the ashton disease they get better
Is Bob going to work. No he has a case of the ashtons
by Guccidawgsonyt March 23, 2020
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A beautiful, hilarious person with a huge heart. Talented in everything he does. He's got the best smile around and can get any girl he wants in a matter of minutes. He's a good friend and a great person. He never ceases to give his all in everything he does. He helps the homeless and people took some of his DNA to use for the Ashton's disease. Which means if there is an ugly person they would get the Ashton's disease and not be ugly
He is here Ashton sexiest man alive
by Guccidawgsonyt March 23, 2020
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