Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun

Cold alberts are great fun for the family

by Cold albie April 1, 2013

Fat Albert

a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied

He tried to give her a Fat Albert because he’s got no game

by hermaphrodisiac December 15, 2024

Albert Jackson C.

Just a straight chub chaser.

Its an Albert Jackson C.! He must be chasing the chubbsters.

by AlbertMichealGrantTyler March 14, 2019

._.albert...editz

._.albert...editz is a editor who posts on tiktok. She has 4.4k followers on tiktok!

Scott:hey Tom have you seen ._.albert...editz new tiktok it's amazing!
Tom:wait ._.albert...editz posted?!
Scott:yeah!
Tom:oh my god I need to see it!

by Wjjwjw June 17, 2021

Albert

A hot mother fucka who takes abgs but has no interest in love, preferring instead to eat ice cream because why not. Because he is part Einstein, he is a man whom everyone looks up to for guidance. Although not the best first-person shooter, it is unquestionably the best at grinding in most games. He's easily the most humble and modest person in the room, yet he also doesn't give a damn about anything. He is just concerned with his ambitions, his family, and his friends. He is an honest and practical person, although he has a tendency to lie.

Wow being like an Albert is the best

by Captain Stone November 22, 2021

Albert

A man who likes Cherry Icees and studies theology

Man, that dude at Subway yesterday was such an Albert.

by James Bonnet October 9, 2020

Albert Einstein Upper Cut

When u deliver a perfectly timed & calculated upper cut with the right mathematic power and angle to knock someone the fuck out!!

They should have stopped fuckin with Einstein to bad he reached a boiling point and gave that bully a Albert Einstein upper cut but dammn u see the form.and momentum I'm shocked his head dident fly off!

by MXC_KENNYxBLANKENCHIP November 16, 2014